Boys. We love 'em and we can't live without 'em, but trying to figure out what's going on in their heads is sometimes just far too exhausting and overly confusing. Let's be honest, ladies; we'd rather focus all that energy on downing a double cheeseburger and a pile of fries and finishing it off with a gallon of ice cream all to ourselves. Am I right or am I right?

Because boys always come with one, or many, giant question marks, we gals need a dependable source of love and comfort in our lives. And despite what you may think, there isn't a girl out there who doesn't get starry-eyed from seeing a plate full of food in front of her. And that's the truest truth you've heard all day.

Boys, you might think that you can win us over with your good looks and undeniable charm, but in a girl's eye, nothing looks better than food tastes. Fact. And if you're thinking to yourself that is the most ridiculous claim you've ever heard, I'm about to prove to you why food trumps boys any day of the week, which means if a girl is forced to choose between you and large cheese pizza, you should just take the L now.

1. No matter what time of day it is, food is always there for you.

2. Sweatpants and baggy tees are completely acceptable when you’re hangin’ with food. No dressing up required.

3. Leftovers are praised, not shamed.

4. You never have to settle; you can have what you want when you want it.

5. Food and alcohol is actually a really good combo. No regrets.

6. Drunk dialing = totally OK. Food will always answer.

7. If you aren’t a fan of a specific food, you can just throw it away. No worrying about constant double texts for days.

8. You don’t have to shave your legs for food. It loves you for you.

9. If you’re still hungry, you can try something else -- no shame.

10. You won’t be emotionally scarred from seeing another girl with the same food as you. In fact, you’ll probably become best friends over your love of the same food.

11. Food can only give you a food baby.

12. The only guys you need in your life are Jimmy John’s and Papa John’s. Jimmy's and John’s all around.

13. You physically can’t live without food -- it will never leave you.

14. You don’t need anyone’s approval; food is your decision and your decision only.

15. You get to have three (or more) different meals a day. #variety

16. There are so many food options, you’ll never get bored.

17. You can always count on food to bring you undeniable happiness. Every. Single. Day.

18. Your friends won’t hate you for loving the same food as them.

19. Can’t decide on just one meal? Good news -- sharing with your friends is totally acceptable.

20. You don't need to go to food. It will come to you.