As many people know, I think that "bad" jokes are hilarious. To me, the worse that the joke is, the funnier that I find it. My favorites are bad puns that you simply cannot figure out and that make you embarrassed as soon as you find out the answer because they were just so obvious and bad.

What do termites eat for breakfast?

Oakmeal!

You hated it, didn't you? However, at the same time, you secretly loved it, right?

Three guys are on a boat with four cigarettes, but nothing to light them with. What do they do?

They throw one overboard because then the whole boat becomes one cigarette lighter!

Even better than bad puns are the jokes that have a punchline that's so unsurprising that it's surprising. You want to kill something after you've heard the joke, but you can't help laughing at the stupidity. Truthfully, I live for the groans that a horrible joke creates and this particular type is prime for groaning.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

"I can't find my tractor!"

You're laughing, aren't you? You hate that you're laughing, but you're laughing.

Stupid jokes are undeniably stupid. However, at the same time, they are still jokes because they entertain people. Some of my friends and I routinely trade awful jokes until we can't think of any more, just because we find them so funny. So, go ahead, tell a bad joke! You might get some horrible feedback, but you'll know that, deep down, everyone really appreciated your humor.

What's Forrest Gump's password?
1Forrest1

What's brown and sticky?
A stick.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?
"We are both lawyers."

Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "How did you drive this thing?"

A magic tractor drives down the road and turns into a field.

What do you call a camel with no humps?
Humphrey

What's a bagel that can fly?
A plain bagel

Enjoy!