Walking into Whole Foods is like entering the pearly gates of Health-Heaven. It can be overwhelming, exciting, and often mystifying. So mystifying in fact that you end up spending nearly all your money there on all the gluten-free, vegan you never knew you wanted. It's a dangerous place, indeed.
1. Okay, just in here for a few things...
2. Oh my gosh, this place is like healthy eating heaven.
3. Okay, stay focused. I don't wanna spend my whole bank account like last time...
4. Oh! Organic lychees from Asia! I need these, they're healthy.
5. Wow, they have so much kombucha. What even is kombucha? Guess I'll have to try it to find out.
6. *fills entire cart with kombucha* It's healthy...
7. They have smoked salmon too. That's a necessity, right?
8. I could put it on bagels, or in spring rolls. So it's multifunctional--perfect! Definitely a staple...
9. Oh, I do actually need some more protein powder.
10. 70 dollars?!
11. Never mind, my muscles can shrivel up and die for all care.
12. So many supplements.
13. Should I be taking supplements?
14. Am I getting enough B12? I don't even know what B12 is.
15. I should buy some just to make sure.
16. Oh, samples!
17. Gluten-free, dairy-free, sugar-free, nut-free, non-GMO cookies?
18. What's even in them then?
19. Wait, actually these are really good. I have no idea how you do it Whole Foods.
20. Hmm. Should I get ice cream? Screw it, it's at Whole Foods that means it has to be healthy, right?
21. I should just check out the hot bar before I leave, just to look.
22. That mac and cheese is calling my name! Okay, why not? It's organic, that's gotta count for something.
23. Alright, cool, time to check out.
24. Oh, no...
25. How'd I spend $150?!
26. Whole Foods, Whole Paycheck, amiright?
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