So you followed the redbubble craze of 2015 or have always loved having stickers on your water bottle/laptop/notebooks/agenda/your-dog-when-he-was-laying-still-for-too-long. Stickers are a great way of broadcasting who you are, and this is what everyone things when they see yours. #Sorrynotsorry
Vacation Spot
So you went to the Outer banks once, we get it. You probably also have the hat and a spirit jersey. Your family is functional enough to vacation together, but your mom definitely drinks wine.
Something Political
You are d*mn proud of your beliefs, and you're not afraid to show it. This sticker may or may not have been mailed to you for free. You either #FeeltheBern or you are voting for Trump, there is no in-between. What you really want is Bartlet for America though. You follow Future First Lady on at least one social media.
Feminist
This is really close to the political sticker if you #FeeltheBern, but you are more likely to have pastel hair and grow your armpit hair -- this might also be pastel.
Monogram
Jackie O is your favorite historical figure. Your nail polish is never chipped and might even match your monogram which might match your Lilly agenda which might match your Popover. You have a set routine for breaking in Jack Rogers. Bonus points if the monogram is gold foil.
Fandom
You feel very passionately about which Doctor is the best and Joffrey. Snaps to you for fully embracing your nerd streak. When someone asks what your sticker means you feel a little bit smug. Like God, how do you not know that that is Link and not Zelda.
Vineyard Vines Whale
The most popular offender. If it isn’t the pink whale then you are win Most Basic by being Least Basic. The whale’s smirk does not creep you out, and you even think it is kind of cute. Sometimes you wear croakies, and your favorite shoes are Sperrys.
Your College
You got this for free freshman year when you were still really excited about school.
Coffee
You drink a lot of coffee and you want everyone to know about it. You might like coffee, but you love lattes. OH my God, you need like three espresso shots right now. Starbucks is your day one.
“Keep Calm and Carry on” and any variation hereafter
No. Stop. Shame on you.
Confederate flag
No. Stop. Shame on you.
Sorority letters
You are in a sorority. You will be judged depending on which it is. This is really similar to the monogram one. You are super proud of the organization you are a part of and that’s really cool.
If it is on your laptop: Is it appropriate to have letters on something you use to send nudes through imessage?
Fraternity letters
If you are in a fraternity read above.
Girls: You are maybe a sweetheart, but 100% a frat rat. You have a favorite fraternity and now you can’t really change that. You probably laugh at any joke a boy tells.
Cute saying or aesthetically appealing
You just love stickers and probably were taking advantage of Redbubble’s sales. It is 100% cheesy and that’s okay. This could be a dinosaur in space or a bear with a floral garland or “Bad hair, Don’t care.” You like it and that’s what matters.
Cats
I can dig it. Cats are cool and very hip right now. They are mainstream but a mainstream way of saying you're quirky. Galaxy cat needs to not though.