What Your Starbucks Order Says About You
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What Your Starbucks Order Says About You

Starbucks horoscopes? It's about time.

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What Your Starbucks Order Says About You

Ah, Starbucks. Such a simple concept, yet somehow it has become the second home of so many people all around the world. There is nothing like walking through the doors of a Starbucks and smelling the aroma of freshly brewed coffee. It is the true scent of success. Here is your Starbucks horoscope: What your drink of choice says about you.

1. Nonfat Latte

You are an independent, hardworking person who can't be bothered by the complicated menu items that Starbucks has to offer. You are confident in your opinions and don't like being told that you are wrong. You do you, man.

2. Caramel Macchiato

You are a complex person with many layers, each one very different from the next. It may be tougher to truly get to know you, but once you do it is easy to see that all of your layers combine to make one great human (see what I did there?).

3. Frappuccino

You are a fun-loving individual who is young at heart. You may not have adopted a love for the taste of coffee, but you have nonetheless been converted to team Starbucks. While you may just be drinking a fancy milkshake, you go forth and enjoy your order. No judgment here.

4. Tea

You are definitely a healthy, earth loving individual who has your life together. Probably complete with glasses and a classic literary novel, you pretty much have it all figured out.

5. Chai Tea

You are energetic and high off of life, not bogged down by the addiction to caffeine. You are the one to be everybody's best friend, and somehow always manage to wake up at a 10/10. You don't need coffee to make it through the day, and probably appreciate Starbucks most for its social scene.

6. Refresher

Bubbly and positive, you are active and may only need a slight afternoon pick-me-up to make it through your busy day. You are not one to be seen dragging around like the rest of us caffeine zombies. Respect.

7. Plain ol' coffee

No frills, no fuss, all business kind of person. You are low maintenance and may be more closed off but love being around the people you trust. You are hard-working and productive, and can't be bothered to wait for your coffee. There is work to be done.

Whatever your poison may be, there is something for every type of person out there, so go forth and embrace your inner Starbucks addict.

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