I procrastinate. A lot. I mean a lot a lot. So much so that I am even procrastinating writing this.

I am a

In fact. The driver told me this last week.

Why thank you Sir! Don't mind if I do. Though. Who am I kidding. Yes. I do mind. But hey! Most of the time it is my only form of transportation.

So.

I try to get off sometimes so I tell the driver

He won't have it.

Enough fun.

First off. As I demonstrated above. Procrastination. A lot of it.

I do a lot to procrastinate. If you're anything like me. You've done some or all of the following:

1. Make really ridiculous puns or dad jokes.

2. Google yourself

I googled my name with meme after it once...

3. Sing about how much you should stop procrastinating

4. Organize everything that you should be doing so you can do it "faster" later

5. Socialize with friends

6. Give up and go to sleep where you are. Literally.

7. See how big of a bubble you can blow

Only to end up like this

8. People watch

Not to mention you get to see a lot of people trying to get to class like this

9. Snacks. All the Snacks.

10. Dance on hillsides not caring about responsibilities

Then realize you can't avoid it

So you finally cave and 'open' your assignment

only to end up doing this

Then the big gun comes out

Tick tock tick tock

So you continue to sit around for a few more hours staring at the assignment

"Ok. I'm actually going to do this now."

Hahahahaha!. No.

You end up doing this instead

Then you ask yourself

"What are you doing?" "I'm typing angrily!" "Why?" "Because! I have to write this paper! And! I! Really! Don't! Want! To!"

Taking occasional breaks to day dream about things like this

Only to come back from the breaks to run into this

Making it so you have to calm yourself down so you can keep working

Then

You finally have this

And then you do this

While going about your day like this

"Are you ok? You look dead."

Waiting for the moment you can do this

Only to wake up and realize you have to do it all over again for a different class