I love "New Girl." It's so awkward and awesome that it keeps me laughing even when I should be studying. It's a show that reminds me of a couple awkward and yet awesome members of my family. I decided this week to let Schmidt help me tell you what it's like actually having brothers.
1. Sometimes they smell weird. Really weird.
2. They have some gross habits. Please change your socks.
3. You can't outrun them.
4. You know "the look" you share when mom is yelling.
5. They think they know how to drive better than you.
6. They steal your food. No matter how well you hide it.
7. Play fighting turns into getting your butt kicked.
8. You're more competitive with them.
9. They can be very dramatic.
10. Sometimes they have deep philosophical thoughts.
11. Sometimes they're obnoxious.
12. They will always be painfully honest with you.
13. You have to keep them humble.
14. It's amazing how much they can eat.
15. They never hesitate to point out your mistakes.
16. If you're lucky they might praise something you did well.
17. Deep down they're a few of your best friends. Even though they would never admit it.
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