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What I Hate About Your Sign

Yes, the zodiac can be your excuse for acting this way.

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What I Hate About Your Sign
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Since Mars, the planet of energy, is in a fire sign right now, I felt this is the perfect time to give my opinion on the worst quality of the signs. No sign stands alone, we all have imperfections which we can thank our Sun sign for. Since your birth chart is made up of many signs, these won't necessarily apply to everybody, but are very common traits.

1. Aries

You are the most impatient sign of the zodiac. If somebody makes you wait, you are furious but when we are all waiting for you Aries, it is not a big deal.

2. Taurus


You are the most stubborn sign of the zodiac! It is impossible to get you to think any other way because you refuse to cooperate.

3. Gemini


You are so moody because of your two faces! Don't be offended when people are done dealing when you go from zero to b*tch in two seconds.

4. Cancer

It is impossible to know what you are thinking at any time because you are so quiet and emotional. Instead of talking about your feelings you just feel them and leave the rest of us guessing.

5. Leo

You always need to be in the spotlight. As if we can't hear your loud voice from 100 miles away already, must you be so dramatic all of the time?

6. Virgo

You are a dream crusher. You are so practical that you put down everybody's dreams because you think it is impractical and stupid that they would think of such a thing.

7. Libra

Can you ever make your damn mind up? You'd think we were asking you to choose between saving your mother or father for god's sake!

8. Scorpio

You are the most bitter sign! Not everybody is out to get you like you think, sometimes it is okay to let go of grudges and not be so offended all of the time.

9. Sagittarius

You get angry so easily that nobody will want to stick around for the beast in you to come out and say some of the rudest things you can possibly think of (which is easy for you Sag)!

10. Capricorn

Nobody works harder or suffers more than you right Capricorn? You can complain all you want but the second somebody complains to you, you just don't want to hear it.

11. Aquarius

You're such a know it all! You talk down to people and make them feel stupid all of the time.

12. Pisces

Your head is so far up in the clouds that it's impossible to have a serious conversation without you spacing out or paying attention.

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