With the super bowl almost upon us and the football season coming to end, it's the perfect time to see who's worth falling for and who will just fumble.
This guy is flaky. You think things are going great and suddenly you wake up to an empty bed and no note. I mean, the Colts once packed up and left a whole city overnight with no warning, why would he be any different.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
These guys have been going through it, but get ready for a huge glow up. Just like how this is the Buccaneers' first playoff game in 13 years, this is the first time they're really feeling themselves in a while. The secret? They just got way hotter (or maybe it's just Tom Brady).
Green Bay Packers
These guys are ultimately never going to commit. Yes they're cute, and funny, and they might text back once in a while, but they know they're good and they think they're better. Besides, you shouldn't even bother: they're already in love with Aaron Rogers.
Kansas City Chiefs
This is the golden boy. They're good and they work hard for everything they get. Even if you don't like them, you have to respect their commitment to being the best. However, you better not plan any dates through January because the Chiefs are probably going to make the Super Bowl an annual tradition.
They're your classic bad boy. Just like every fan of any other NFL team hates the Steelers, this guy's probably made a few enemies of his own. You'll think you've got him locked down but he will never come through for you. I mean, they lost in the playoffs to the Browns.
Loyal, loyal, loyal. If he's been a Browns fan for a while you know he can commit, even when things are hard. If he's just become a fan recently however, you can't trust him. He'll move on to the next thing he likes soon enough.
A good long-term boyfriend, but he's probably looking for a change in the future. You think you're going to marry him but he leaves you a few years in. And with Matthew Stafford leaving he's probably going to go through some mood swings.
New York Jets
If he's a Jets fan, he's a keeper. There's no sugar coating it, this team sucks, so you know he's loyal, and he cares more about the journey than the destination. He's supportive, not too competitive, and he's just happy to be along for the ride.
He claims to be invested in you, but before you know it he's off with someone younger and hotter. Just ask their Carson Wentz - must hurt to get benched for a rookie.
It's hard to tell if he's the one for you, but honestly he probably just needs a hug.