Sugary Kid's Cereal

You are a 40-year-old man-child. You refuse to grow up, and don't mind the mouthful of cavities. You don't spend your free time reading novels or textbooks, because the treasure map on the back of the Captn' Crunch box will do. You are the kind of person who enjoys endless marathons of Netflix, and you are not a stickler about healthy eating habits. You live by the motto "Treat yourself". You are a fun person and everyone knows it. You live life to the fullest and enjoy the simple things.

Cold Pizza

You are chronically hungover. That slice of pizza is most likely from the drunken Dominos shopping spree you went on the night before. You can pair that elegant breakfast with 2 Advil and a red Gatorade. Feel better soon!

Homemade Pancakes

You have a lot of free time on your hands. You are also a morning person, and feel you should start each day with a filling breakfast. You like to wake up like a Disney princess, singing and having little woodland creatures dancing all around you. You are a very happy person, and you brighten other people's day. Sometimes you might slightly annoy them with your bubbliness.

Dry Granola

You probably would have enjoyed Woodstock. You are a free bird, but you still like to maintain a healthy body, mind, and lifestyle. That granola you are choking down is most likely organic, along with everything else in your fridge and pantry. You also recycle. So overall, you're a pretty good person.

Starbucks Coffee

You are NOT a morning person. You sacrifice the time it takes to eat breakfast for a quick run to Starbucks. You are not completely functional until you've had your morning cup of joe. You often wonder how much money you could save if you made your own coffee at home—but screw that, there's no way you are giving up your "Venti, double-shot, no foam, non-fat Caramel Macchiato" 5 dollar piece of heaven.