Welcome to college, my friends. You may be reading this as an incoming freshman, returning student, or 43 year old adult reliving their past glory days. Regardless, it is that great time of year again when we get to enjoy a little bit of fun without the headaches of school work or commitments. Everyone has a preconceived notion of what Welcome Week is, but I’m here to share the tale of a day of Welcome Week as told by gifs.
You arrive on campus filled with pure excitement
Then you remember you have to move all of your belongings up 4 flights of stairs...
So, with the help of your parents you unload the mini van.
3 Minutes in and you are sweating more than you’ve ever imagined possible
When you’re all done, your family takes you out for one last real person meal before dining hall swipes and cheap backdoor pizza consume your life
You say goodbye and, of course, your parents cry and prolong it for as long as possible
Then you realize that your parents stayed way longer than planned, and you have to start getting ready ASAP
You finally hit the streets and are feelin' fine
You arrive, walk in, and instantly your shoes are sticky
You go downstairs for some refreshments like ~water~
And suddenly you feel like you’ve entered the sahara desert
But, it's Welcome Week and yolo
So you jump to the nearest elevated service and start dancing to Justin Bieber’s new hit
But after hours and hours of boppin' around the basement you decide its time to go
And that’s when it hits you… YOU'RE STARVING
“Hello, Pizza House? Yes, one jumbo feta bread to Bursley please.”
You scarf it down in record time
and sleep has never sounded better
You wake up and it's 11 am the following day
You have a pounding headache and start regretting the pizza house from before
You wake up your roommate to rehash the details of the previous nights events
And you both decide you’re not going out again tonight
But we both know that you will
Because come on, it's Welcome Week.