A few weeks ago, I wrote an article about the most ridiculous English phrases that I found on Korean products. I'm back in New York, but I still can't seem to escape the interesting array of phrases on clothing. I went to Fashion City in Flushing to take these beautiful photos and share them with you.
1. BUTTSTAIN! Anti Fashion
What a great way to start this off. With a buttstain. If fashion is supposed to get you noticed, then maybe the shirt isn't as anti-fashion as it claims to be.
2. People may not always tel you how they fee about you...
"Boss, the text doesn't fit on the shirt design. Should I try to repositio—"
"These look great! Put it through and make 200 of them."
3. fresh Milk
Apart from the fact that the shirt says "fresh Milk," there is no fresh milk to be seen. That is, in fact, a blue strawberry, which is not real.
4. I don't even know how to title this one
Alright. Alright. Maybe they did this one on purpose to see if you can still read the text. It probably means "New producer the market in winter. The explosion the. distributor and promotion the. language detonation." Finally, something makes sense.
5. HAVE OLAE RHEWRCV WOC OSNHG
I'm sorry, I can't even try to decode this one.
6. You know that boys will be boys, but did you know that
Girls will be boys. Has the 2018 gay agenda gone too far?
7. Strange Words
My hypothesis is that this initially said "insert strange words" and the designer just deleted "insert." Fashion.
8. hem & edge
Hem and edge, ham and eggs or hemorrhage? You decide.
9. A man, a plan, a cat, acanal panama!
Move over man with a plan, cat with a canal is coming for you.
10. Thank you for everything. Grateful to you
Thank you. Grateful to you for reading this.