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A Week In College As Told By Animals

No one understands our struggles better than our furry friends.

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A Week In College As Told By Animals
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Life as a college student can be hard. Here are the moments you go through in a week as told by animals from the internet.

1. When your alarm goes off on Monday morning and you can't believe this moment has come

Why is this torture necessary?

2. When you force yourself to go to class


Coffee, you da real MVP.

3. When you and your friend hit the gym and go for salads afterward

Yes, I'm so on track for my fitness goals!

4. But then it's somebody's birthday4

*Shrugs*

5. When you ignore your homework and take a nap instead

Sounds like a problem for Future Me.

6. But you really have to do your work so you wake up early the next day to do it

Well, that was a poor life choice.

7. When you realize it's Taco Tuesday


I have waited all my life for this moment.

8. When class is over and someone asks the professor if they're collecting the homework

9. When you see your ex across the Quad

Gotta apply the old dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge

10. When you spend 7 hours straight in the library

You're pretty sure you could move in one day and no one would notice

11. When it's Wednesday and you contemplate if you really need this degree

A life flipping burgers doesn't sound so bad

12. When you lose your keys and go into full-on panic mode


I AM NOT PAYING THE $200 REPLACEMENT FEE

13. When your friends are going out to dinner but you have $0.12 in your bank account

Guess it's ramen again tonight

14. When you finally catch up on your work and your professor assigns a 10-page research paper due Monday

What kind of twisted game is this?

15. When the food at the dining hall is extra tasty

Why yes, I will help myself to seconds.

16. When it's Thursday and you don't even know where you are anymore

In your sleep, you hear Constitutional amendments and Pythagorean's theorem

17. When you realize you did your assignment all wrong

GPAJKDJLDKFMLAKDJOCIPLN

18. When you open a pack of gum in class

YOU ARE INVADING MY PERSONAL BUBBLE

19. When you come home drunk and try not to wake your roommates

Unsuccessfully, of course.

20. When it's halfway through the semester and you still haven't used your $200 textbook

I wish eye rolls were an acceptable form of payment

21. When you're sure the end is near

22. When it's finally Friday

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