These Are 25 Thoughts All College Girls Have While Watching 'Pioneer Woman'

These Are 25 Thoughts All College Girls Have While Watching 'Pioneer Woman'

Excuse me while I become the ultimate wife and mother to my fictional family.

While I was sick recently, I was flipping through different channels when I pondered upon "Pioneer Woman."

I have heard of "Pioneer Woman" before and it honestly wouldn't surprise me if I have followed one of her recipes before, but I've never really spent a lot of time thinking about Pioneer Woman.

After spending the day binge-watching "Pioneer Woman's" cooking television show, I have contacted many of my friends asking if they have done the same.

And they have. It's sort of like how you start watching HGTV in your free time. You can't really explain how you get to the point in your life where this is your life now, but it is.

And all of my friends and I have happened to have the same general thoughts while watching her show...

1. Am I sure I want to watch this?

2. She's cooking a lot of food for a family dinner. My family dinners were not like this.

3. Wait, why are we starting with dessert?

4. I think I could make this.

5. I don't think I have the equipment to do this.

6. Where do you buy a floral Kitchen-Aid?

7. Okay, I Googled it. I don't know think you can buy a floral Kitchen-Aid.

8. Now I'm kind of mad. I want a floral Kitchen-Aid. How do I get a floral Kitchen-Aid?

9. Wait. We stopped cooking. Who are these children? Why are we learning so much about them?

10. Oh, we're back to cooking. Okay. Cool.

11. Does she have a NEW Kitchen-Aid? How many does she have?

12. I could totally make this.

13. Man, I could totally be this person who makes really amazing dinners for her friends and family. This doesn't look that hard.

14. Oh, the kids are back. 'Sup kids? Your mom is cooking dinner for you and it's taking her all day. I would show some appreciation.

15. She's said this is her favorite recipe for every dish she's making. As if she would say "I don't really like this potato salad recipe, but let's do it anyways!"

16. Okay, I don't watch this show that much but I swear I've seen her make fried chicken six times.

17. I feel like this is a lot of work. I'm tired watching this.

18. Wait, we're back on the dessert? I thought we finished it. There were more steps?

19. Does she have a cookbook? Do I need it?

20. How long did this dinner actually take?

21. I'm bored yet entertained at the same time.

22. My friends want to go out to dinner tonight, but I feel like I can cook it. I think I can be Pioneer Woman.

23. I'm lost. How did she make that side dish so fast? It took us forever to make the dessert but we can make side dishes in a few seconds?

24. The kids are back. What happened to the dinner we had in the oven? I was told not to leave food unattended.

25. Okay, I take it back. I don't think I can be the person who spends the whole day on family dinner. I'm tired. And hungry.

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14 Signs You're The Pickiest Eater You Know

5. Your family asks you where you want to go eat because they know you're the hardest to please.

Being a picky eater is a serious struggle. It's impossible to find somewhere to eat and when you do, you usually get something off the kid's menu. If you're a picky eater like me, or know someone who is, let's relate and see how picky you actually are!

1. Chicken tenders are your favorite food.

2. You're invited to someone else's house and they prepare their meal around your liking and if they don't, you have to pretend that you like it.

3. Anytime a hamburger on the menu has a lot of extra stuff added, you order a plain patty with two buns. And the waitress looks at you like...

4. Potatoes are considered your favorite "vegetable."

5. Your family asks you where you want to go eat because they know you're the hardest to please.

6. It overwhelms you when people put too many toppings on a pizza.

7. No matter your age, you always go for the kid's menu first.

8. When someone tries to get you to try something new...

9. You like your cake plain. What's that white stuff anyway?


10. You like a total of 3 types of candy.

11. Everyone trusts your opinion of what's good and what's not.

12. You bring your own lunch with you 99% of the time.

13. If someone asks you to eat with them out, you immediately check the menu online to make sure something is on there that you will eat.

14. You know you can never go wrong with Chick-Fil-A.

Even if you are the pickiest eater you know, that's okay. And if you're the person that has a person who has the pickiest eater in mind right now, don't judge. Just remember, we don't complain about what you eat.

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