1. Dunkin Donuts is better than Starbucks
In price, quality, and taste. You can sip your $5 too-strong coffee while I rock my $2.50 perfectly-mixed latte.
2. Partying won't be fun at 25
Hangovers are fine now, but in five years, one margarita will give you the pukes the next day.
3. Sleep doesn't always trump going to class
If you miss the lecture that day, you'll have to stay up late learning it by yourself and mess up your sleep schedule even more - sometimes you just have to grab a RedBull and suck it up.
4. You'll thank that person for breaking your heart
Without them, you may have never been able to sharpen your douche-dar.
5. Dressing up for class isn't worth it
When its halfway through your lecture and your mini skirt is digging into your thigh, you'll be looking at my sweatpants in envy.
6. The Freshman 15 is REAL
You could eat nothing but salads, hummus, and Naked juices and still gain the weight. Why not put it on with some pizza instead?
7. Calling is (most times) better than texting
There's no option to be left on read if you just pick up the phone...
8. No one will care about your political beliefs
Every millennial has their own opinions and are often times way too busy to spend their time arguing with you about yours.
9. The library is actually a really cool place
You get to get your work done and watch fellow students have mental breakdowns at the same time - beautiful.
10. Orange juice will always be better than alcohol
Strengthened immune system and boosted energy or headaches and bad decisions?
11. You'll regret not taking morning classes
The sooner you get classes out of the way, the sooner you can kick back and relax.
12. The friends you meet your first year of school will most likely not be there later in life
Unlike what you think now, your first-year roommates probably WON'T be in your wedding party.
13. You only need 2-3 friends
Less people, less drama.
14. Just because you haven't met "the one" yet, doesn't mean that you never will
Sometimes you have to kiss some frogs before you kiss your prince.
15. Facebook will become cooler
Or you'll start morphing into the older person on Facebook that shares all of the articles about recalls and ends every comment with "......"
16. Your self-esteem will plummet for a little while
You'll realize that your school is filled with attractive and talented people and that will get in the way of seeing yourself as attractive and talented.
17. Talking to a counselor will become less "humiliating" and more appealing
Everyone needs someone to talk to and now that you're older and stress levels are on the rise, talking things out with a third party sounds like an hour-long vacation once a week.
18. You might develop late-onset anxiety
Even if you've never had anxiety in the past, life gets stressful and late-onset anxiety might rear its ugly head.
19. Not everyone is against you, but not everyone is for you, either
You won't be able to please everyone - just be kind and real friends will have your back no matter what.
20. You'll miss these days
One day, when you're in your 40s-50s, you'll look back at the days of 2 AM study sessions and pre-gaming with friends and wish that you could go back - even for a minute.