Every single server or waitress/waiter knows the exact struggles of their jobs. Making money by being someone's server is one of the weirdest, most-annoying, yet best paying job's for a college student. My most awkward-personality side comes out and I seriously hate myself for it. I have been waiting forever to finally write this, and here it is.
1. I am your server but not your maid
2. Please clean up after your children after they throw their entire meal all over the floor
3. I wish I could say what I am actually thinking
4. I have heard your corny Dad jokes before, therefore they are not funny
5. If you snap at me to get my attention I will be cursing you out in my head
6. I do not make your food, therefore do not yell at me if your grilled cheese isn't cheesy enough, damn
7. Walking into the kitchen to ask me for something seriously shouldn't be happening
8. If you ask for a burger, and you get a burger, DON'T tell me you asked for a quesadilla because I promise you didn't
9. I am basically burning the shit out of my arms to serve your food
10. A calculator does not lie and yes that is the correct total
11. If I am running around like a maniac just wait for a freakin' second
12. I am a human-being therefore I sneeze, use the bathroom, make mistakes, and occasionally cry...Don't judge
13. Asking to speak to the manager is a waste of time because they will tell you the same thing I am
14. Just remember...the money you tip me is how I pay for college.
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