If you appreciated my last article about why being single on Valentines Day is oh so lovely, then you're going love how wrong this little Valentine's Day surprise went for a poor boy who I'll name John for this story.

It was Valentine's afternoon when my friends next door had a knock on their front door from an Insomnia Cookies delivery man. He said the order was for Brittany, so naturally my friends thought the man mixed up the delivery address, and sent the cookies to their house instead of mine. The girls called me and said I had a treat waiting for me. A little confused but curious, I headed to the girls to retrieve my treat.

Before even opening the box of cookies I noticed the receipt said, delivery for "Brittany and Kate." Who is this Kate you ask? I had no idea. I knew these cookies were a treat for some other special ladies, so I looked a bit longer at the receipt. The person who ordered the cookies used a Grand Valley State University email address. After doing a little bit more investigation on this email address, I found out who the boy was the sent the cookies, and naturally my friends and I Facebook stalked him to find out a bit more. Come to find out, John is in a committed relationship with a young lady who's name is not Brittany or Kate. Now that we knew John was a little sleeze, my friends and I had no remorse for going to town on those cookies, but we didn't stop there. My friend Courtni, a passionate spirit on the topic of infidelity, insisted we email this John fella. Here's what we came up with:

"John,

I am writing to you in hopes of clearing up, what seems to me, is a terrible mistake..... Let me set the story for you - I am sitting in my house in East Lansing, where I live with my 6 friends, when I hear a knock at the door. As anyone would, I go to answer the door and to my surprise I see a delivery man from insomnia cookies! The man tells me the cookies are for Brittany, which happens to be one of my friends/neighbors names. I take the cookies and Brittany is unsure who they are from, but we just decide that it is a Valentine's Day miracle and we begin to eat the cookies. Mid cookie eating - we take a look at the receipt and see that the cookies were meant for 5*5 Grand River - which is not our address. We decided to call the number and got a hold of Brittany or Kate (unclear) the girls claim that the cookies are for them. At this point the cookies have already been finished and you can now see why we are a little flustered. I understand that you had good intentions, but after a brief investigation we know about your girlfriend. I get that it's college and threesomes are "cool", but infidelity is not cool, John. So, basically, what I am trying to get at is thank you for the cookies. Happy Valentine's Day. Tell Brittany and Kate that we're sorry for eating their treats. No Regrets. 10/10 would eat again."

As the evening went on, John had yet to respond, so we thought he might have found our email somewhat comical... Until about 6 p.m. when Courtni received an angry email back reading:

"Dear the Cookie Monster,

It was such a pleasure to see your message in my inbox!! I've heard great things about you and that message really made me feel like we are besties!! Jk you're a lil b*tch. It's so f*cking cool that you did a little investigation on my life. Next time you eat someones cookies you shouldn't "investigate" their life. Based on my investigation of you, it seems like you love nature (dope pro pic!!) and EDM (dude, you're sick). Maybe we can have a threesome next. I'm so glad you ruined my Valentine's Day gift, but I hope you enjoyed this Valentine's Day "miracle". Thanks for the b*tchy email. Let me know when you want to pay me back. Feel free to Venmo me whenever.

10/10 you're a b*tch,

John"

Basically, John is a perfect example of why being single in college is so great because sometimes college boyfriends send cookies to girls that are not their girlfriends.