One of Donald Trump's most popular policies is "The Wall." This supposed wall would stand on the border between The United States and Mexico. It is supposed to prevent immigration, but if Donald Trump really becomes president, he is going to have to deal with more emigration than immigration. *cue the sick burn music*
1. Genovia
Princess Mia isn't the only one who can live in Genovia. Wouldn't you prefer Julie Andrews or Anne Hathaway as your queen as opposed to Donnie The Don Don Trump? I totally would. Anyway, there are mattress slides all throughout the country, they have delicious pears, and Chris Pine lives there.
2. Under the Sea
*cue music from The Little Mermaid*
"Down here all the fish are happy
As off through the waves they roll
The fish on the land ain’t happy
They're sad 'cause they're in a bowl"
Don't be a sad fish in a bowl, be a happy crustacean 'unda da sea!'
3. Neverland
If Trump doesn't have to grow up, neither do you.
4. Narnia
I wish I could escape Trump just by walking through my wardrobe...
(We all want to go back. It's okay, we understand).
5. Cuba
Cast your cares on Fidel Castro. Walk down the sandy shores, eat some tasty tropical fruits, and celebrate communism.
6. Camelot
Thou dost deserveth more from a King than the evil Drumpf. Perchance thou couldst joineth King Arthur and his loyal knights of the round table. Thou Only Liveth Once. Maketh that life counteth!
7. East High
We're all in this together. Go your own way. Get your head in the game. Break free from Donald Trump and bop all the way to the top (aka East High). The East High Wildcats could be the start of something new for you. If Troy and Gabriella can break the status quo, you can escape Trump!
8. Pawnee, Indiana
Leslie Knope is a politician that you can believe in! Her efforts with the Pawnee Parks and Recreation Department put Trump's campaign to shame. Treat yo self, move to Pawnee!
9. Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
Should we compare Donald Trump and Lord Voldemort? Maybe not - one is considerably smarter than the other.
10. Whoville
The Whos down in Whoville hate Donald a lot. The Muricans in Murica, however, do not. Americans love Donald, the whole Donald season. Now please don't ask why, no one quite knows the reason.
11. Oz
Maybe the Wizard can give Trump a brain, a heart, and some courage!
12. Bikini Bottom
Bikini Bottom, we pledge our hearts to you! As faithful, as deep, as true, as blue! Bikini Bottom we love you!
We should take Donald Trump and push him far away. Like, to Canada.
13. Forks, Washington
Still a better love story than Donald Trump.
14. Mars
To be fair, you would die. But fortunately, you would be far, far, FAR away from Trump and all his Trumpy Trump Trumpiness.
15. Paradise Falls
You know that Trump definitely didn't cry after watching Up because he is just that heartless.
16. Tatooine
Unless Trump is actually Jabba the Hutt? Huh. Just some food for thought.
17. District 12
Hide yo kids, hide yo wives, 'cuz they reaping everyone out there. #MayBeTheOddsBeEverInYourFavor
18. Hell
You think I'm kidding but I'm really not.
19. Literally Anywhere Else
Good luck Americans. We really need it.
Or instead of moving to all of these different places, we could vote for a reasonable human being? Just an idea. Vote responsibly.