Put your sweats on and grab your drink. Monday nights are now a time to crack open a cold one with the girls. Flip to ABC and watch Rachel Lindsay showcase her heartbreaking abilities on the unworthy contestants of The Bachelorette 2017. Chris Harrison is your DD tonight as you bask in all the stupid things the boys do in hopes of wooing badass Rachel. Drink up, ladies.
Take a sip every time...
-Rachel looks way too hot for any of the guys on the show
-Someone mentions "being there for the right reasons"
-Any two guys get into an argument over Rachel
-Any two guys try to assert their dominance at all
-Shirts come off
-There is shit-talking of any sort
-Rachel gets kissed
-Someone gets sent home
-A group date is announced
Take 2 sips every time...
-A guy does something stupid and gets called out by Rachel
-A guy says "I think I'm falling in love"
-Any guy opens up and tells Rachel "something he's never told anyone before"
-One of the guys steals her away from another guy to talk
-Someone brings up their past
-There's a hot tub make-out scene
-Chris Harrison announces the final rose
Chug every time...
-Someone cries
-Someone throws a punch
-Someone brings up Nick Viall
-Rachel sends someone home outside of the rose ceremony
-Anyone brings up race
-Rachel says she's falling in love
-An ex shows up
-Someone asks Rachel's father before proposing