A Typical Week In College As Told By The Grinch
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A Typical Week In College As Told By The Grinch

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch...

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A Typical Week In College As Told By The Grinch

When your alarm goes off for your first class of the week and you want no part of it.

No. No. NO. NO. NO. NOPE. NO WAY.


When you realize you have 3 exams, a quiz, a project and a meeting in the next 2 days and you get a liiiittle grumpy.

If this hasn't been you at least once since September, you're lying to yourself.


Planning out your day after class.

Priorities, am I right?


When the stress starts to get to you.

Because food is always there for you, ya know?


How your brain feels by mid-week.

College hurts.


When you've been trying to pretend that you don't have emotions in order for you to not have a psychotic meltdown but it happens anyway.

I'm just gonna leave this here.


When your roommate watches you cry and roll around on the floor like a toddler and asks if you wanna go get food.

Because Wings Over is the ultimate mood booster and soul-satisfaction.


When you're done with classes for the week and you think about the killer nap you're gonna take.


No better feeling.


When Friday finally arrives after a week of talking to no one besides your roommates and the questionable voices inside your head, and someone asks you what your plans are for the night.

Let's face it, going out is great, but so is sleeping.


After you've finally gotten out of bed and ready to go out, and you know you look hot as hell.

"Tell me how good my ass looks in this. Seriously."


But then you realize that you don't have shoes to match..

"Maybe I can go out barefoot...that's a thing, right?"


After you finally get your shit together, you call an Uber, and you and the squad show up to the party ready to make bad decisions.

Let's get weird.


When you find someone you haven't seen in forever at the same party as you and you get a little too excited.

"Oh my God, you're just like, the best. Have I ever told you that? Ugh, I LOVE YOOOOU!"


When you wake up the next morning and you and your roommate talk about all of the crazy shit that went down last night.

Hair and make up still on point, because you were way too lazy to deal with that.


And most importantly, when you've been an absolute bitch all week, but your friends still love you anyway <3

Love you humans, couldn't do it without ya!

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