It's a dangerous world out there, and in a dangerous world there are dangerous people. Some may not be dangerous in a violent way, however some may be violently dumb.

Luckily, there are some telltale signs for these people that can help you to avoid them at all cost. Who knows, maybe this list will save your life.

1. People who put the toilet paper roll on backwards.

Have you learned nothing in your years of living? This is the most universally unspoken rule and if someone has the audacity to break it, you should break your ties with them.

2. People who have a dozen throw pillows on their bed.

What are you hiding under there? Do you actually use them all every night? What more are those decorative things adding to your life?

3. People who bite string cheese.

This is, to put it plainly, the most savage thing a human being can do. If you see this, run.

4. People who don't like listening to music.

Come on. It's music. There are so many different variations of it and if you still can't find one you like, that is concerning.

5. People who wear long sleeves to the beach.

*Pending medical needs* What are you hiding? Do you know where you are? Do you hate the sun? Is your heart that cold?

6. People who are offered free food and say no.

This is where that "violently dumb" thing comes into play. I will never understand, especially in college, how someone could say no to any free thing, especially food.

7. People who don't say "bless you" when you sneeze.

Do you not want me to feel blessed? Do you not respect my sneeze? Or are you just deaf? If you are deaf then this does not apply to you, you iight.

8. People who don't like mozzarella sticks.

When God gives you a gift, you take it. By denying the pure genius that is fried cheese, you disrespect every man and woman that came before you and worked to get the world to this point of beauty and ingenuity.

9. People who have a 4.0 GPA.

How? Why? What? No.

10. People who enjoy running.

Again, how? Why? Running is the body's way of punishing itself. It is to be done ONLY when ABSOLUTELY necessary. NEVER by choice.

11. People who get 9+ hours of sleep every night.

These people have a power that people like me will never know, and for that I cannot bring myself to trust them.