Types of Guys You Come Across on Tinder
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Types of Guys You Come Across on Tinder

We've all been on it, don't deny it

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Types of Guys You Come Across on Tinder

We've all hit that low point in our lives where we redownload Tinder just to see what happens. For the lucky few, they successfully land a date and actually start a relationship with a person they match with. Others might instantly block someone if they just message them. Either way, we've all come across certain types of guys on Tinder. It seems stereotypical but literally every guy fits in one of these categories.

The Car.

Either that's a sick Tranformers costume you have there buddy, or you just felt like your car speaks for itself so you didn't feel like uploading an actual picture of yourself, but ok.

Where's Waldo.

I'm not going to swipe right if literally every picture is group picture. How am I supposed to know which guy you are???

The one you wish was cute.

He either has some funny pictures or a quirky bio that you relate with on a spiritual level, but unfortunately he's not your type. You say a silent prayer hoping to find someone as funny as him but also someone you find slightly more attractive.

The one who takes pictures with girls to seem cooler.

Are you actually friends with those two girls you have your arms around, or did you just grab them for a quick picture to make it seem like you're a "ladies man"?

The guy who makes it clear what he's looking for on Tinder.

Hello shirtless, headless boy, are you on here to make friends? Judging by your profile I assume not so much.

The Catfish.

I'm pretty sure you stole these pictures from some Instagram famous boy, nice try.

The Guy you went to High School with.

Well, this is slightly awkward.

The boy who thinks the dog in is profile with earn him brownie points.

You almost made me swipe right because of that dog, so you did in fact earn brownie points, just not enough.

The boy holding a fish.

Are you super country, or do you just like holding dead fish?

The "I think you're cute, but your profile is bad".

Nice blurry pictures, I'll swipe right just in case you're actually cute behind all that blur.



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