Twas the Night Before Christmas
And all the McDonald's employees
We're busting their asses trying to get the store clean
While everyone was at home asleep in their bed
The employees wish they were there instead.
While visions of sugarplums danced in their heads,
The employees prayed that they would soon rest on their beds.
When all of a sudden a ding for drive thru
We rush to and fro
But realize quickly it's a swarm.
Away to the window we flew like the flash,
But we realized they were trashed.
When what to my wandering eyes appear,
All the cars soon disappear.
The stump of a pipe they held in their teeth
Immediately we smelled the weed.
Sometime later around 6 o' clock
The employees were soon off the clock.
They went to their homes pulled out a drink and mumbled to themselves,
"Merry Christmas to all and to all a goodnight."