With your small hands you'll crush this nation

You will cause the next great migration

Of our people who have lost all hope

Because our president is a dope

We all know Bannon is pulling the strings

Just so you two can feel like kings

Your limbo skills are one for the books

Your approval ratings has us “shook”

Historic ratings for a Cheeto man

Fifty percent was that the plan

Saturday Night Live couldn’t care less

If they have made you feel depressed

Your presidency is a complete joke

A country run by an orange bloke

Your campaign stuff was made in China

Now please stop grabbing ladies vaginas