Top 10 Questions Barron Would Face In Front Of Congress
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Top 10 Questions Barron Would Face In Front Of Congress

"Does daddy make you call Putin, "Uncle Vladdie?"

Travis Knoll
Jul 31, 2017
Oakland University
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Top 10 Questions Barron Would Face In Front Of Congress
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In homage to David Letterman, combined with the latest Trump Tweet using his 11-year old son, Barron, in some deflection of the investigation of the Russian involvement in the 2016 election, I present to you:

Top 10 Questions Barron Would Face In Front Of Congress:

10. Does your father know what the Sedition Act is, and are you aware of his plans to repeal it?

9. In your father’s eyes, would he consider ‘flappers’ nasty women?

8. Did your father plagiarize “Make America Great Again” from Mikhail Gorbachev’s “Perestroika?”

7. Do you often liken your father to Vladimir Lenin?

6. Has your daddy ever made you call Vladimir Putin, “Uncle Vladdie?”

5. How many tins of Legos would it take to build ‘The Wall?”

4. Do you get the same treatment at school from kids the way Fat Tony’s son from The Simpsons got?

3. If given an allowance, how much was the bonus for ‘bigly deals made?”

2. At any point in your childhood was Chelsea Clinton your babysitter?

AND FINALLY….

1. Can you say, with 100% honesty, that Putin gave you a copy of the Pee Tape to avoid big league punishment from your father if schoolwork/chores were not done?

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