Dear future friends,
I'm the kind of weird that pickles are my favorite food, I get really slap happy for no reason right before bed, and I will dance around any store if they are playing music...no matter how many people are watching.
I will beg you to watch drag queens with me, make up code names for the people we like and don't like, and waste money the stupidest things so if we go out to do something, it better be cheap.
You will know my cats by name, how much I love Mexican food, and that I usually leave my phone anywhere but with myself. You'll know not to mess with me when I'm tired, and that when I start talking you'd better be able to keep up with the zero sense making stories I have to tell you.
With all my crazy I know you'll be right there with me and made a little more nuts because you have to deal with me.
But, I will always offer you a pickle, try to make you laugh, and embarrass you in public whether you like it or not.
I will also binge watch anything you want, make sure our secrets stay secrets and give you the pickles and dimes I have when you need them...because that's all I'll have left.
I know that whenever I need you, you'll be there for me when I need you, And, whenever you need me, you better believe I'll be right there, even if it means skipping a few hours of precious sleep.
We're going to have some good times and bad times, but years down the road, we will laugh at ourselves and remember the stupid things we did, and hope we don't do such dumbs things anymore even though we both know that won't happen.
Thank you in advance for being a friend,
Your future best friend