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A Letter To My Best Friend's Future Husband

Dear ______,

I can only imagine the mess you have had to endure as you’ve tried to become serious with her, from her being the most stubborn person alive to her extremely insane family. You sir have balls. But I highly doubt you thought you would be reading a letter from her best friend, but I thought it would be the easiest way for me to really tell you about this woman that you are becoming to get very serious with. Look into her face and think to yourself just how lucky you are. She isn’t the easiest to love because she makes it so hard to sometimes, I only say this because she protects her heart so much from the fear of being hurt or rejected. You obviously did something to let her break down that wall, and for that I will forever be grateful. She looks in the mirror and seems to miss what everybody sees, which is a beautiful woman who should really be on the cover of magazines. Instead I get to hear about pimples that I can’t even see but apparently they are there. It’s your job to constantly let it be known how beautiful of a person she is, she loves to hear it but honestly needs to be reminded. Her appetite is either there or nonexistent so you better start the force feeding because she is so tiny and needs to be fed more. Better start cooking. She can either be the greatest person to be around or your worst enemy. On the days where she’s pissy just let her be, she normally likes coffee and a good movie. She dresses the cutest and likes to go out but also loves to have no pants day and do nothing. So be flexible and have comfy pillows. Overall she is honestly one of the best women you’ll ever endure, simply because she will love you to the fullest and want to spoil you out of no where. Always remember I know what she likes because I always take her stuff, so you’re buying for two now. Shouldn’t be an issue right? That’s honestly my baby that you’re taking and as hard as it is to know she’s in trustworthy hands I will always be waiting for her call. We’ve seen each other at our worse, and even managed to love each other before puberty hit. I hope she never showed you our pictures, if not then we were hot and nothing less. We laughed until we cried, and have cuddled at nights when nothing seems to go right. We’ve moved apart but somehow that never changed us. She’s the best person I have in my life and I just hope your love is almost or equal to my love for her. But I find that impossible. We plan on growing old together, being god mothers to each others children, and want to make fun of our husbands as we age. She will always be the girl with glasses that moved in when we were 10, but as I look at us now I see this girl who has stuck around since the beginning and she isn't that little girl anymore... She's a beautiful woman whom I have the honor of knowing and having in my life. You’re going into good hands. Hurt her and I will turn into Madea faster than you can blink. You’ve got big shoes to fill buddy but always remember it’s so worth it at the end of the day.

Sincerely,

Her first better half

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