The Academy Awards ceremony is set to air Sunday, February 9, on ABC at 8 p.m. EST. If you didn't have the necessary eons to watch every single nominated film, you can use these (partially serious, partially silly) tweets and TikToks to fill in the mental blanks at your watch party.
Nominee 1. "Joker":
Sorry but women invented starving for control, back off https://t.co/dRhEV9WET1— Rachel Sennott (@Rachel Sennott) 1570551317.0
1989: what if the Joker was a mobster 2008: what if the Joker was a nihilist 2016: what if the Joker was a punk… https://t.co/8fBk8y7L8s— Jesse McLaren (@Jesse McLaren) 1554320242.0
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#Joker is a mesmerizing, dark, risky, violent and beautiful film that will leave audiences with plenty to chew on.… https://t.co/LA5B45XfXl— Paul Shirey (@Paul Shirey) 1567271993.0
Nominee 2. "1917":
person: *cries in the middle of '1917'* me: *inches over a seat* person: *keeps crying* me: *whispers* 'have u t… https://t.co/upn26iYfOx— jamieloftus 🏂 (@jamieloftus 🏂) 1579397210.0
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Nominee 3. "Ford v. Ferrari":
#FordvFerrari #review: 👍 A bit long & cliche-heavy but the racing is exhilarating/wonderfully shot & the character… https://t.co/hASP8erZew— John (RusselUp) #Asians4BlackLives (@John (RusselUp) #Asians4BlackLives) 1573803089.0
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Nominee 4. "Parasite":
To those 17+ academy members: “Once you overcome the one-inch tall barrier of subtitles, you will be introduced to… https://t.co/bh877sYadM— Nancy Wang Yuen (@Nancy Wang Yuen) 1580607498.0
Me predicting #Parasite for Best Picture till the very end https://t.co/kvY6EPnDxu— Matt Neglia (@Matt Neglia) 1581024619.0
I know I’m very late but I finally saw #Parasite and it is an unmitigated masterpiece. Beautifully written, directe… https://t.co/hBF2X4TvDk— Edward's Reviews (@Edward's Reviews) 1580610850.0
Nominee 5. "The Irishman":
1. Me before THE IRISHMAN 2. Me after THE IRISHMAN https://t.co/cWy8iPtFPf— Graham Flanagan (@Graham Flanagan) 1575486197.0
#TheIrishman is not just another Martin Scorsese gangster drama. A much deeper film about what loyalty means, what… https://t.co/4mv2pI9FWo— Art Vandelay (@Art Vandelay) 1574854992.0
people say the Irishman is too long but will watch an entire season of the office in one sitting— hayden peek (@hayden peek) 1575264385.0
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Nominee 6. "Jojo Rabbit":
Let everything happen to you Beauty and terror Just keep going No feeling is final #JojoRabbit https://t.co/gf8v3B1qjI— SensaCine México (@SensaCine México) 1580838613.0
#JojoRabbit in 4 pics... https://t.co/SVdr8CI7ei— Marc Bradbury (@Marc Bradbury) 1580488169.0
Taika Waititi, who is Maori/Jewish, said he did zero research on Adolf Hitler before playing him in #JojoRabbit (20… https://t.co/vaG9YhuCje— Film Facts 🎬 (@Film Facts 🎬) 1580863306.0
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Nominee 7. "Little Women":
It is literally a work of art. #LittleWomen https://t.co/ul9Oz1Efeg— 𝒃𝒓𝒆𝒌𝒌𝒆𝒓 🌌✨ (@𝒃𝒓𝒆𝒌𝒌𝒆𝒓 🌌✨) 1577308607.0
How did Greta Gerwig’s words simultaneously speak directly to me with this poignant and perfect depiction of how I… https://t.co/uKhqVQcan6— Mari Moroz (@Mari Moroz) 1577332429.0
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Nominee 8. "Marriage Story":
watched marriage story and feel like i, too, got a divorce— rachel zegler (@rachel zegler) 1575758481.0
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See the film @Independent calls “near-perfect.“ #MarriageStory https://t.co/50bJO4sDvl— Marriage Story (@Marriage Story) 1580933443.0
Nominee 9. "Once Upon A Time... In Hollywood":
i am sad to report that leo and brad don’t even make out in once upon a time in hollywood smfh— L.A.S. (@L.A.S.) 1564413063.0
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Wait wasn't Margot Robbie in once upon a time in Hollywood for like 5 minutes? #BAFTAs— stephen dennis (@stephen dennis) 1580678347.0
Fantastic sleep last night after @QTarantino_news #OnceUponATimeInHollywood It’s as if my soul so enjoyed the telep… https://t.co/kANoVajiSH— OverThisBullshit (@OverThisBullshit) 1565938075.0