1. The “buddy".

We all know this guy. He stands up on the first day talking about how chill he is and how amazeballs this class is going to be. He loves to tell you how he doesn't do tests and that attendance “isn't a big deal, man". But then, all of the sudden you have a D because, guess what, attendance is a big deal, man, and oh yeah, you might not have “tests," but you do have exams. According to this guy, those are different. Hey guy, don't act like my friend then screw me over.

2. The tenure.

She might as well not even exist, I mean, that's basically what the class is like anyways. This kind of teacher always seems to be the one that people actually need to learn things from. She has her set rhythm. She has been teaching the exact same PowerPoint, the exact same assignments, the exact same everything, for years and years. She loves to answer questions so vaguely that you're even more confused than you were originally.

3. The try hard.

Please stop. Please. This class is basically sitting through hell, if hell was the most boring thing ever. Not to mention your daily blog posts and your need for constant class participation makes me want to scoop my eyeballs out and eat them. (“OMG, Mixie that's so aggressive!" Nope, actually that's not even expressing how horrible this class is.) Also please stop assigning 100 pages in the textbook. No one reads that, no one. Calm down. Chill out, and be a human being.