35 Thoughts You've Had While Watching "Riverdale"

35 Thoughts You've Had While Watching "Riverdale"

"I've seen like seven redheads in real life and five of them go to Riverdale High."

If you've found yourself wondering how you're suddenly so addicted to a show you hadn't even heard of two months ago, you are definitely not alone. Here are thirty-five thoughts that we have ALL had while watching "Riverdale":

1. "Why am I watching this show? I hate every single character."

Literally, if I were on this show I would punch everyone in the face. I'm annoyed. But why haven't I turned it off yet?

2. "Is something going on between the redheaded Blossom twins?"

Cheryl and Jason seem a little...close?

3. "Why does Betty wear a ponytail every day?"

Girl, no.

4. "Why is everyone on this show a redhead?"

I've seen seven actual redheads in my life and five of them go to Riverdale High.

5. "Also, why am I finding all of these redheads so attractive?"

At least they're pulling it off.

6. "How are Josie and The PussyCat's parents OK with them singing and dancing like that?"

My parents would kill high school me if I had danced like that...

7. "Veronica's mom is kind of bad ass."

8. "OK, but who killed Jason?"

His sister seems like a solid suspect.

9. "Can Betty's mom like, not?"

Betty needed to stand up to her mom like yesterday.

10. "Everyone needs a Veronica to their Betty."

Girl power: the new dynamic duo!

11. "How does Veronica dress up every single day for high school?"

I need her wardrobe.

12. "OMG! Plot twist!"

13."Is it just me, or did Archie go from a 3 to 10 overnight? Talk about a glow up."

Oh, ArchieKinz!

14. "I'm starting to dig this show...I guess."

I was going to watch one episode and here I am... I'm three hours in and I don't see myself stopping anytime soon.

15. "Alright, why isn't "Riverdale" on Netflix? I need to binge watch it - the weekly episodes are not enough for me."

I'm emailing Netflix. Is it just like, Netflix@gmail.com?

16. "Why is his name Jughead?"

His sister's name is Jellybean if you're wondering.

17. "Archie is so much better off without Ms. Grundy."

She's gotta go.

18. "Betty...Archie doesn't like you, OK?"

I realized this in episode 3, why hasn't she realized in their fourteen years of friendship?

19. "If Archie's dad and Veronica's mom get together, doesn't that make Archie and Veronica like... step-siblings?"

This cannot happen. I repeat. I do not support this.

20. "I need an Archie Andrews in my life."

Where do boys like this come from? I'm moving to Riverdale.

21. "I am rooting for Betty and Jughead."

Please get married.

22. "Betty should sleepover at Jughead's. His dad is never home."

I just have their relationship's best interest in mind, that's all.

23. "Jughead is also suddenly so attractive."

Very underrated character. And his name is growing on me.

24. "Veronica's dad is back, uh oh."

I see why her mom fell for him right out of high school now. He's super in charge.

25. Honestly, hanging out at a local diner and indulging in a shake wouldn't be bad right now.

I'm hungry.

26. "No matter your circumstances, running in the forest while there is a murderer on those loose is definitely not a good idea, Kevin Keller."

27. "Alright, I'm starting to enjoy this. I know I have plans at 7, but I have to reschedule until Riverdale is over."

Popcorn break!

28. "Why didn't I read the comics?"

Better question, why haven't I heard of this storyline before?

29. "Why didn't I start casually drinking mimosas every morning in high school?"

Veronica is always one step ahead.

30. "Cheryl...stop."

You're mean. You lit your own house on fire, girl.

31. "If Veronica's NYC friend ruins Veronica and Archie, I will end him."

Absolutely nothing will come between them.

32. "The South Side Serpents are so mysterious."

Who are they really? And what is Jingle Jangle?

33. "If you think you're extra, you haven't met Veronica Lodge."

I feel like I've met her, we're basically best friends.

34. "How is the Black Mask tracking Betty?"

This poor girl is being tortured. Something needs to be done.

35. "OK, it's official. I am addicted to Riverdale."

Says everyone, ever.

Happy binge-watching! Until next time, "Riverdale".

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15 Texts We'd Get From Dogs If They Had Thumbs

"If you're reading this, send Milk Bones."

Let's be real, anyone who has a dog knows that it if we could, we would text our dogs all day long. If they could text us, our thread would look something like...

1. "Are you coming home soon?! Let's go out!"

2. "So not to be weird... but you never ended up answering me last night... Am I the good boy? Idk I just want to be clear on our relationship I don't want to be lead on if I'm not."

3. "The cat is being such a bit** I literally can't stand her"

4. "Hey, just wondering, are you going to wear those black booties tonight? If you are, I'll chew the zipper out of the brown ones instead."

5. "Okay, so don't freak out, but something not so chill happened on the rug..."

6. "Are there any leftovers in the trash? I'm not gonna get into it, I was just curious. Love u."

7. "If you're reading this... bring Milk Bones."

8. "Hey, what's for dinner tonight?! Purina again?"

9. "Miss you!!"

10. "Are you gonna eat that food on the counter or is that for everyone? Asking for the cat."

11. "I LOVE YOU"

12. "OMG, I can't wait for you to come home on break! Can you sleep in the guest room tho? Mom said I could have your room when you moved out. Love u!"

13. "Ice cream date later?!"

14. "We should go for a walk I need to get my ass back in shape for summer. You should be my workout buddy!"

15. "Netflix and chill tonight?"

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'Bohemian Rhapsody' Is The Must-See And Must-Hear Movie Of 2018

If you haven't yet seen the new Queen movie, when you do, you definitely won't regret it.


"Bohemian Rhapsody" was hands down one of the best movies we have seen in a long time.

Focused on the life of Freddie Mercury and his career as the lead singer of the well-known rock band Queen, Bohemian Rhapsody paid a great tribute to the late singer. Rami Malek plays Freddie with extreme talent, there wasn't one moment throughout the movie that I thought anyone else could've played the part.

If you don't know who Rami Malek is, this was not his first movie, he played in the Twilight Saga's "Breaking Dawn" (parts one and two) and also in multiple "Night at the Museum" movies. Also featured in the movie were Mike Meyers, and Allen Leech ("Downton Abbey's" Tom Branson).

It cannot be said that Rami didn't channel Freddie's personality.

The actor and the movie itself did a great job as portraying Freddie as the legend he truly was. It walked us through a brief mention of Freddie's humble upbringing as Farrokh Bulsara and the very beginnings of Queen, to the Live Aid concert at the Wembley Stadium in London six years before his passing. Watching the movie, you feel all of the emotion, the confusion, the love, the eccentric personality of Mercury, and the sense of family the band really had despite disagreements they had throughout their career.

Of course, I wasn't even born when Queen was performing, so in a way, I feel it might not have affected me emotionally quite as much as the way it affected many others in the theater. With laughter, tears, and even clapping, we were all engulfed in the life and career of Freddie Mercury.

Although some things may have been a little more dramatized or even underplayed, such as Freddie's sexuality, relationships, and the other band members' lives it was a great movie. In my opinion, even without those aspects, you could still relate and feel what Freddie was feeling, it did touch on a few relationships, however, this was not the focus of the movie and I don't feel it needed to be.

While the "Tomatometer" on Rotten Tomatoes only gave the movie a 60%, the "Audience Score," shows that 94% rated the movie with a score of 3.5 stars or higher. Some people who left reviews on IMDB felt the movie should have shown more of Freddie's life after Live Aid, and another review of only 3/10 stars claimed, "This move comes off like a LIFETIME film and not a serious Queen or Freddy Mercury Biopic for the big screen." Despite reviews such as this where people claimed to be disappointed, from the 55,071 user ratings, the movie earned an 8.4/10.

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