We've all been there before. Opening your eyes to the blinding light of the sun, willing yourself to go get an ice-cold Polar Pop, but feeling nauseated at the thought of moving to do so. Maybe you told yourself you weren't going to drink at all, and then somehow, you're back here again.
All over again.
Trying to put together the pieces of how you got home, your mind is racing with thoughts. Here are some of the few that happen to us every time.
1. "How did I get home?"
It's an awful thing to admit, but you have no idea how you made it back to your own bed... alone?
2. "Ugh, my phone is almost dead."
Now your phone is on 5% for the rest of the day. *sigh*
3. "WHY IS MY SNAPCHAT STORY FIVE MINUTES LONG?"
Why did I ever think posting any of this was "cute" or a good idea?
4. "Why did I text the same guy four times in a row?"
Now he probably thinks I'm a desperate loser with no other men to talk to. Oops.
5. "There's a pounding in my head that won't go away."
You know exactly what pounding I'm talking about.
6. "I think I'm gonna throw up."
Should I make a run for the toilet or just try and stick it out?
7. "Why is there a strand of fake eyelashes on my nightstand?"
Yikes, looks like I didn't bother to take off any of my other makeup.
8. "Where's the Advil?" *pops four*
Hopefully, I don't throw this up.
9. "I can never face society again."
These people will shun me after what they must've experienced last night.
10. "I'm never drinking again."
Alcohol makes me do baaad things.
11. "I did WHAT NOW?"
Your friends always show up with more embarrassing stories you forgot about.
12. "Delete that video."
Now, you're telling them to erase all evidence that you were twerking on the table.
13. "I need my mom."
My mom is the only one who can make me feel better.
14. "Should I even try eating?"
Not sure if it's even worth it.
15. "Cold shower is always the answer."
I repeat: it is always the answer.
16. "Alright, I'm feeling better. Wine night, anybody?"
What's a hangover again?
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