1. “Alright, this is my year! I’m gonna go to the gym every day!”
2. “Okay…. Maybe every other day.”
You knew it was never going to be an everyday thing.
3. “I’d better eat something before I go so that I don’t get hungry.”
*Inhales a whole meal*
4. “Dang, everyone here looks so healthy. Yikes.”
And the intense gym-phobia you once had sets in again.
5. “Should I stretch before the treadmill?”
6. “Nah.”
7. “Why is it so busy here?”
Because it’s always busy at the exact moment you want to go.
8. “I literally can’t find a treadmill to use.”
9. “Ooh, here’s an elliptical.”
10. “What playlist should I listen to?”
11. “Instantly regretting that meal I ate right before this.”
12. “I SHOULD HAVE STRETCHED.”
Those cramps are killer, man.
13. “Is ten minutes on the elliptical enough?”
14. “No… I should do the full 30…”
15. “20 is good enough. A happy medium.”
Life is full of happy mediums.
16. “Yep. It’s official. I’m dying.”
17. “Okay, now for weights.”
*Sees the sports people lifting approximately 6 billion pounds*
18. “Orrrrr maybe squats instead.”
19. “Ooh… He’s cute.”
20. “Can I even lift weights this heavy?”
21. “Nope.”
22. “Alright. A couple sit-ups and I’ll be done.”
‘Sit-ups…’ more like ‘Nah, I’m going to lay on the floor and maybe sit up halfway every couple minutes…'
24. “Dang, I look good.”
Looking good in the mirror after working out is always a plus.