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Thoughts When Scrolling Through Facebook

Am I the only one?

Ashley Rose Corbin

Aug 03, 2016

Stephens College

Thoughts When Scrolling Through Facebook

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Oh, Facebook. You make me laugh, cry and roll my eyes. Well, mostly roll my eyes. As much as I say I dislike Facebook, I can't stay away. At least it is entertaining and keeps me up-to-date with the rest of the world. I'm sure we are all thinking the same things when scrolling through their newsfeed.

1. I can't believe they're dating.

I didn't see that relationship coming.

2. LOL.

Some things I read on here are so stupid that they're funny.

3. My grandma should not have any sort of social media account.

Haha. That's a knee-slapper grandma.

If she posts one more thing tonight, I am going to delete her as a friend. Thank goodness she doesn't know what Twitter or Instagram is.

4. LOL at you.

What is wrong with some people?

5. Put some clothes on.

Why do half naked people get hundreds of likes?

6. Old people are bad at taking selfies.

Hey, umm, your eyes. Yeah, your eyes are closed.

7. Wow, people are awful.

Another shooting.

8. Aww, not all people are awful.

Crying because the little boy grew his hair out to donate to a cancer patient.

9. Sharing this will not give me good luck.

Oh, now I'm feeling lucky,

10. I just love animals.

I want them all.

11. But not animal filters on Snapchat that get posted.

Get out of here.

12. I wish I were on a beach.

If you are on vacation right now, I am jealous of you. And I will not be liking your picture because I do not like that you're on vacation and I am not.

13. Who are you?

I have never even heard of you before in my life. Why are we friends?

14. Oh, how I love election time.

Not really. I am actually sick of all the political arguments. But, that's just me.

15. You are too young to have a Facebook.

I am going to report you for lying about your age to make your Facebook account.

16. Why are we celebrating a Friendiversary when I barely know you?

Happy one year anniversary to the person I only added back because we had a lot of mutual friends.

17. Keep it PG.

If your grandparents saw some of the things you posted on Facebook, they'd be very disappointed.

18. I really don't care.

Blah blah blah.

19. Time to delete some people.

I think I am going to have about 50 friends after I go through and delete my "friends."

XO and best wishes,

Ashley Rose Corbin

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Am I the only one?

1. I can't believe they're dating.

2. LOL.

3. My grandma should not have any sort of social media account.

4. LOL at you.

5. Put some clothes on.

6. Old people are bad at taking selfies.

7. Wow, people are awful.

8. Aww, not all people are awful.

9. Sharing this will not give me good luck.

10. I just love animals.

11. But not animal filters on Snapchat that get posted.

12. I wish I were on a beach.

13. Who are you?

14. Oh, how I love election time.

15. You are too young to have a Facebook.

16. Why are we celebrating a Friendiversary when I barely know you?

17. Keep it PG.

18. I really don't care.

19. Time to delete some people.

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And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make

The sun is up, the sky is blue, it's beautiful and so are you

Love is old, love is new, love is all, love is you

There's nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be

Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting, my friend

He say, "I know you, you know me", One thing I can tell you is you got to be free

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It was twenty years ago today, Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play. They've been going in and out of style, but they're guaranteed to raise a smile

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Little darling, it's been long cold lonely winter. Little darling, it feels like years since it' s been here. Here comes the sun, Here comes the sun, and I say it's alright

We danced through the night and we held each other tight, and before too long I fell in love with her. Now, I'll never dance with another when I saw her standing there

I love you, I love you, I love you, that's all I want to say

You say you want a revolution. Well you know, we all want to change the world

All the lonely people, where do they all come from. All the lonely people, where do they all belong

Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends

Hey Jude, don't make it bad. Take a sad song and make it better

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And when the brokenhearted people, living in the world agree, there will be an answer, let it be.

And anytime you feel the pain, Hey Jude, refrain. Don't carry the world upon your shoulders

I'll give you all I got to give if you say you'll love me too. I may not have a lot to give but what I got I'll give to you. I don't care too much for money. Money can't buy me love

All you need is love, love is all you need

Whisper words of wisdom, let it be

Blackbird singing in the dead of night, Take these broken wings and learn to fly. All your life, You were only waiting for this moment to arise

Though I know I'll never lose affection, for people and things that went before. I know I'll often stop and think about them. In my life, I love you more

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10. How to work for what I want.

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13. To be well-rounded.

14. How to be great at conflict resolution.

15. The beauty of getting outside and exploring.

16. To be prepared for anything.

17. That you don't always have to do it alone.

18. How to be creative.

19. To brush off gossip.

I have never been so thankful to know you.

Dealing with the inevitable realities of college life.

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Email the professor

Attend the first class

Keep attending class

Have a backup plan

Remember that everything works out at the end

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