Alright, this is going to be great!
First day at the gym, I'm going to be in such great shape and look flawless!
Ew, I'm already sweating.
All I've done is stretch HOW AM I ALREADY SWEATING?
Do I have abs yet?
Alright, I've 10 crunches I can feel the burn WHERE ARE MY ABS?!
How long have I been here?
*Looks at clock* What do you mean it's only been 7 minutes???
Why is it so crowded?
Why are there 300 people here? Wouldn't you guys rather be like watching TV or something?
This is actually pretty disgusting.
The grossest person just used this same machine before me, why didn't he clean it? This is so gross.
Who would ever do this for fun?
This sucks, if I didn't want to lose weight I wouldn't be here right now. That girl looks like she's 100 pounds WHY ARE YOU HERE?
This. was. the. worst. idea. ever.
This still sucks. I'll just look like a whale forever.
I'm never coming back.
Never. Again.
Why is it so hot in here?!
Who controls the AC? Is there ever working AC in here?
Do I look like that when I workout?
Oh man look at that girl, do I look like that when I workout?
STOP LOOKING AT ME
YES, I KNOW I LOOK BAD. LEAVE ME ALONE.
Finally, I'm done!
BYEE!!!