25 Thoughts Every Millennial Has In Target
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25 Thoughts Every Millennial Has In Target

Betcha can't buy just one thing.

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25 Thoughts Every Millennial Has In Target
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Have you ever written something on your shopping list and realized it was the only thing you needed to get? Ever been in Target? Like me, you may find it hard to pass up on a new dress or a bestseller book you've been dying to get your hands on. Walking into Target is like stepping into heaven; everything you could ever want is confined within the walls of the store and you are free to roam as you please. If you're like me, you may find it hard to go in with your shopping list and leave solely with the item(s) you had on that list. Here are 25 thoughts you may have as you puruse throughout your favorite store . . .Target.

1. "Alright, I need a new phone case, a notebook and some yogurt. Might as well check the stationary section while I'm at it."

2. "Ooh, Starbucks! Gotta get me some of that."

3. "The Dollar Section is the holy grail of all things wonderful. I must buy it all. Mwahaha."

4. "Bathing suits?! I only have 1, 2, uhhh 10. Definitely could use another!"

5. "Aww baby clothes. Good thing my best friend is having a baby.Yup. That cute dress. In the cart!"

6. "Make up. Sweet make up. I have that same shade of lipstick but this one's sparkly. Gotta have it."

7. "Detergent. Man I should really do some laundry when I get home. Yup. Need it."

8. "40% off of handbags?! What a steal!"

9. "I have a wedding coming up. I could really use another necklace, and a bracelet and some earrings for good measure."

10. "Whatever you do, don't go near the book section. I repeat, do not go near the book section."


11. "Shit."

12. "I love reading so those 5 books are justified."

13. "Ooh la la, they have my favorite pens. In the cart, baby."

14. "Tampons. Ya girl's always gotta have some of those."

15. "I wonder where the Target dog lives."

16. "I should redeorate!"

17. "Damn. How have I already been here for an hour?"

18. "Hungry. Gotta get something to eat."

19. "I shouldn't have eaten that whole personal pizza. Now I feel fat."

20. "Just ate my weight in pizza. Maybe I should get some workout clothes."

21. "New sports bra, leggings and oversized tee shirt. Maybe these will motivate me to go to the gym."


22. "Alright time to check out."

23. "Should I tell the cashier that these are birthday gifts for friends so he doesn't think I just splurged on myself?"

24. "Did he really just say $214.95?"

25. "God freaking damn it. I didn't get a new phone case, a notebook or yogurt."

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