12 Thoughts Running-Haters Have While On The Treadmill
Start writing a post
Health and Wellness

12 Thoughts Running-Haters Have While On The Treadmill

Your mind takes over and convinces you that you are dying. You may be. It totally feels like it.

80
12 Thoughts Running-Haters Have While On The Treadmill
Wikimedia

I dread running. I hate running. I despise running. But, it's something a lot of us still do on a daily basis.

Either if it's just to get fit or something we do because we have to, it's a struggle each and every time. Side note: for those of you that are reading this and enjoy running... no offense, but please exit out of this article because you will not relate. Running is the spawn of satan. And no, I am not exaggerating.

Here are 11 thoughts we all have from start to finish while running.

1. *Staring at the treadmill* Do I really have to?

The internal battle you have with yourself is a back and forth fight between "I want to be skinny" and "I could possibly pull off a muffin top." Just get on the treadmill.

2. First minute goes by and you feel great.

One minute in and you feel powerful. You got your music playing and you feel like a bada**. You're in such good shape. You could run forever.

3. You take that back. Totally not in shape.

Four minutes in... your legs start to ache and you're tired. Push. Through.

4. Bored. So bored.

Although your legs do scream in pain and your lungs are beginning to collapse, you're bored. You're moving, but not going anywhere. How long can one run in one place?

5. You begin to list all the things you'd rather be doing in this very moment.

By "things you'd rather be doing," I mean eating...

6. "I bet it would hurt less to just drop right now."

There may be pain, but the pain wouldn't last.

7. No. You got this. Just think about your summer body.

No pain no gain, right?

8. "I am literally dying."

Your mind takes over and convinces you that you are dying. You may be. It totally feels like it.

9. Maybe if you run faster you'll be done?

Nope you still have two more miles, hun.

10. ALMOST THERE.

You're so close! Run, Forest, run!

11. Sweet baby Jesus it's over.

Feeling fit. Feeling good.

12. Wait, I have to go through that again tomorrow?

Nope. I'm good.

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
Adulting

Unlocking Lake People's Secrets: 15 Must-Knows!

There's no other place you'd rather be in the summer.

933894
Group of joyful friends sitting in a boat
Haley Harvey

The people that spend their summers at the lake are a unique group of people.

Whether you grew up going to the lake, have only recently started going, or have only been once or twice, you know it takes a certain kind of person to be a lake person. To the long-time lake people, the lake holds a special place in your heart, no matter how dirty the water may look.

Keep Reading...Show less
Student Life

Top 10 Reasons My School Rocks!

Why I Chose a Small School Over a Big University.

110256
man in black long sleeve shirt and black pants walking on white concrete pathway

I was asked so many times why I wanted to go to a small school when a big university is so much better. Don't get me wrong, I'm sure a big university is great but I absolutely love going to a small school. I know that I miss out on big sporting events and having people actually know where it is. I can't even count how many times I've been asked where it is and I know they won't know so I just say "somewhere in the middle of Wisconsin." But, I get to know most people at my school and I know my professors very well. Not to mention, being able to walk to the other side of campus in 5 minutes at a casual walking pace. I am so happy I made the decision to go to school where I did. I love my school and these are just a few reasons why.

Keep Reading...Show less
Lots of people sat on the cinema wearing 3D glasses
Pinterest

Ever wonder what your friend meant when they started babbling about you taking their stapler? Or how whenever you ask your friend for a favor they respond with "As You Wish?" Are you looking for new and creative ways to insult your friends?

Well, look no further. Here is a list of 70 of the most quotable movies of all time. Here you will find answers to your questions along with a multitude of other things such as; new insults for your friends, interesting characters, fantastic story lines, and of course quotes to log into your mind for future use.

Keep Reading...Show less
New Year Resolutions

It's 2024! You drank champagne, you wore funny glasses, and you watched the ball drop as you sang the night away with your best friends and family. What comes next you may ask? Sadly you will have to return to the real world full of work and school and paying bills. "Ah! But I have my New Year's Resolutions!"- you may say. But most of them are 100% complete cliches that you won't hold on to. Here is a list of those things you hear all around the world.

Keep Reading...Show less
Lifestyle

The Ultimate Birthday: Unveiling the Perfect Day to Celebrate!

Let's be real, the day your birthday falls on could really make or break it.

58416
​different color birthday candles on a cake
Blacksburg Children's Museum

You heard it here first: birthdays in college are some of the best days of your four years. For one day annually, you get to forget about your identity as a stressed, broke, and overworked student, and take the time to celebrate. You can throw your responsibilities for a day, use your one skip in that class you hate, receive kind cards and gifts from loved ones and just enjoy yourself.

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments