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32 Thoughts And Actions EVERY Hungover College Girl Has And Does The Morning After

"What time is it? Where's my phone? How the heck did I get home?"

Maddy Whitfield

Jan 07, 2019

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32 Thoughts And Actions EVERY Hungover College Girl Has And Does The Morning After

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So, you went out last night and you had one too many drinks.

Sure, you promised yourself and your friends that you were only going to have "like two drinks" because you "have to be up early the next day."

That ~may~ have been your intention but you got to the party and there were free juice and beer, you started playing stack cup (a game you're REALLY not great at) which led to flip cup (also not your strongest suit), and you saw your ex from Sigma Apple Pi with his new girl and against your better judgment, instead of leaving the situation, your already intoxicated self decided to down two extra shots "for liquid courage" to go and confront that little playboy. Right as you tap him on the shoulder, you black out.

The next thing you know, it's morning. And now you're hungover.

But don't feel bad! We've all had those mornings. The morning where you might have a few of the following thoughts...

1. "Ugh, who turned on the sun?"

2. "What time is it? Where's my phone? How the heck did I get home?"

3. Tries to get up

"Whoa, nope there's a 10-pound brick in my head."

4. Phone is on 4% groans

5. Opens phone to find 13 missed calls, 29 text messages, and 18 unopened Snapchats

"Oh. No. No, no, no, no who did I talk to? Did I talk to my ex???"

6. Sees full but illiterate conversation with four different people including your ex "NOOOOOOO!"

7. "Why is my Snap story literally 5 minutes long? Who's that in it? Am I wall twerking???"

8. Starts deleting snap story

9. "OK. On the count of three, get up... one, two, two and a half, three."

10. Finally gets up and immediately gets nauseous

"That was a mistake"

11. Runs to the bathroom

12. Throws up in the toilet for a solid nine heaves while head is still pounding

13. Looks in the mirror to see last nights makeup smudged all over your face and your once-cute outfit covered in blood stains, mud, and dried alcohol

14. "I'm a garbage person."

15. Stumbles to the kitchen for water and Advil

16. Roommate who has her life together: "Oh good, you're alive."

Well, kind of.

17. Grumble something about never drinking again as you down the pills and about eight glasses of water

18. You to everyone you went out with: "What the heck happened last night?"

19. Gets 14 different versions of what you did last night

20. Tries to piece together how the rest of the night went

21. "I booty called WHO???"

Mistakes were made.

22. "I gotta drop out of school now."

23. Dry heaves another four times

24. "God, why me?"

25. Cancel any and all plans for the rest of the day in order to recover

26. Takes another Advil

27. Hangover shower

28. "I'm never drinking again."

Roommates: "You say that every time you get drunk."

29. Searches for munchies but only have healthy food

30. Goes to McDonald's or your local bagel shop and orders enough food to feed three people

31. Eats every single bite

32. Does the same exact thing the next weekend

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32 Thoughts And Actions EVERY Hungover College Girl Has And Does The Morning After

"What time is it? Where's my phone? How the heck did I get home?"

1. "Ugh, who turned on the sun?"

2. "What time is it? Where's my phone? How the heck did I get home?"

3. *Tries to get up*

4. *Phone is on 4%* *groans*

5. *Opens phone to find 13 missed calls, 29 text messages, and 18 unopened Snapchats*

6. *Sees full but illiterate conversation with four different people including your ex* "NOOOOOOO!"

7. "Why is my Snap story literally 5 minutes long? Who's that in it? Am I wall twerking???"

8. *Starts deleting snap story*

9. "OK. On the count of three, get up... one, two, two and a half, three."

10. *Finally gets up and immediately gets nauseous*

11. *Runs to the bathroom*

12. *Throws up in the toilet for a solid nine heaves while head is still pounding*

13. *Looks in the mirror to see last nights makeup smudged all over your face and your once-cute outfit covered in blood stains, mud, and dried alcohol*

14. "I'm a garbage person."

15. *Stumbles to the kitchen for water and Advil*

16. Roommate who has her life together: "Oh good, you're alive."

17. *Grumble something about never drinking again as you down the pills and about eight glasses of water*

18. You to everyone you went out with: "What the heck happened last night?"

19. *Gets 14 different versions of what you did last night*

20. *Tries to piece together how the rest of the night went*

21. "I booty called WHO???"

22. "I gotta drop out of school now."

23. *Dry heaves another four times*

24. "God, why me?"

25. *Cancel any and all plans for the rest of the day in order to recover*

26. *Takes another Advil*

27. *Hangover shower*

28. "I'm never drinking again."

29. *Searches for munchies but only have healthy food*

30. *Goes to McDonald's or your local bagel shop and orders enough food to feed three people*

31. *Eats every single bite*

32. *Does the same exact thing the next weekend*

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There have been many lessons learned.

1. The importance of traditions.

2. How to be thankful for family and friends.

3. How to give back.

4. What the word "community" really means.

5. That it isn't about the destination, but the journey.

6. The consequences of making bad choices.

7. To trust people, until you have a reason not to.

8. To be welcoming and accepting of everyone.

9. How to be my own, individual person.

10. How to work for what I want.

11. How to be great at giving directions.

12. How to be humble.

13. To be well-rounded.

14. How to be great at conflict resolution.

15. The beauty of getting outside and exploring.

16. To be prepared for anything.

17. That you don't always have to do it alone.

18. How to be creative.

19. To brush off gossip.

I have never been so thankful to know you.

Dealing with the inevitable realities of college life.

Don't freak out

Email the professor

Attend the first class

Keep attending class

Have a backup plan

Remember that everything works out at the end

It's mandatory to have these conversations.

1. What do you do for a living?

2. What's your favorite color?

3. Do you have any siblings?

4. What's your favorite television show?

5. When is your birthday?

6. What's your biggest goal in life?

7. If you had three wishes granted to you by a genie, what would they be?

8. What's your favorite childhood memory?

9. If you could change one thing about your life, what would it be?

10. Are you a cat or a dog person?

11. Do you believe in a religion or any sort of spiritual power?

12. If you could travel anywhere in the world, where would it be?

13. What is your ideal date night?

14. Who was/is your celebrity crush?

15. What's a good way to cheer you up if you're having a bad day?

3. Tries to get up

4. Phone is on 4% groans

5. Opens phone to find 13 missed calls, 29 text messages, and 18 unopened Snapchats

6. Sees full but illiterate conversation with four different people including your ex "NOOOOOOO!"

8. Starts deleting snap story

10. Finally gets up and immediately gets nauseous

11. Runs to the bathroom

12. Throws up in the toilet for a solid nine heaves while head is still pounding

13. Looks in the mirror to see last nights makeup smudged all over your face and your once-cute outfit covered in blood stains, mud, and dried alcohol

15. Stumbles to the kitchen for water and Advil

17. Grumble something about never drinking again as you down the pills and about eight glasses of water

19. Gets 14 different versions of what you did last night

20. Tries to piece together how the rest of the night went

23. Dry heaves another four times

25. Cancel any and all plans for the rest of the day in order to recover

26. Takes another Advil

27. Hangover shower

29. Searches for munchies but only have healthy food

30. Goes to McDonald's or your local bagel shop and orders enough food to feed three people

31. Eats every single bite

32. Does the same exact thing the next weekend

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