1. I wonder if anyone has ever died from eating too many chicken wings.
2. Nah, I would have heard of it, because it would be a commonly known thing.
3. What if their immediate family and/or friends were embarrassed so they changed the cause of death to something less weird like cardiac arrest or work-related accident?
4. WHAT IF their job involved eating chicken wings and them dying as a result of eating too many chicken wings was actually a work-related accident??
5. Speaking of work, I need to go to work soon.
6. Am I having these thoughts because I’m writing about my thoughts, or am I writing about these thoughts because I’m having them?
7. Damn, I gotta stop confusing myself every time.
8. I wonder if I can get away with not doing calc homework tonight.
9. Nah, I don’t pay all that money to play myself by not doing homework.
10. Wow, I’m actually having a conversation with myself... wtf...
11. And I'm writing about it too… wtffff…
12. If I were to get charged with murder, would this be an acceptable documentation of my insanity and/or mental instability? Would I get off easy because of this? Hmm…
13. Nah, I’m black so probably not…
14. Crap, I shouldn’t have typed that but these are my unfiltered thoughts I’m typing so whatever
15. I wonder if James Madison knew the world would find out that he was a closeted monarchist.
16. Was he even a closeted monarchist or is that just my own conclusion based on what I’ve been taught in my political science course?
17. Damn, I got chicken wing hot sauce on my computer...
18. If this leads to my computer being defective, does the warranty cover "damage by hot sauce?"
19. I really need to leave for work...
20. But it's sooo cold...
21. Better cold than broke I guess...
I'm sorry for anyone who just read this, I just wanted to give an insight on what goes on through my mind as I eat chicken wings on a cold, windy and rainy Wednesday afternoon.