1. There’s so much food.
Food is so much better at home. Not to mention it’s free.
2. I don’t HAVE to do anything.
It’s super nice to just sit and not move. I’m currently having the time of my life morphing into this couch.
3. I love my dog.
If being mauled by my excited dog when I come home from break is how I die, then so be it. That’s the way I want to go out.
4. I’m a starfish.
Any bed is better than the loud, lofted twin on campus.
5. I don’t have to walk?
Are you saying I don't have to walk a mile to see friends?
6. Am I getting dumb? Probably.
The panic of growing dumb begins when you can no longer finish a sentence. All of these hours watching Netflix can’t be good for you, but that’s a problem for January semester.
7. I missed my old friends.
When your friends are finally all home and you can finally be your true, horrible self. You gather around with all of your 4 high school friends and learn about all of their new memories.
8. You mean I can go in the shower without flip-flops?
Shower without flip-flops, and feel free to hit that snooze button 20 times because you don’t have a roommate anymore. Live dangerously, my friends.
9. What am I supposed to do now that I finished another Netflix show?
When boredom sets in during the break, you almost be missing school. Almost.