5 Things You're Joking About On Social Media That You Shouldn't Be

5 Things You're Joking About On Social Media That You Shouldn't Be

Be careful with what you say.


As a millennial living in today's world, I know all about memes and social media, I'm writing this from a social media platform which will be broadcasted to other social media platforms for others to (hopefully) see. So do not be confused when I say that we are taking advantage of the internet. It is a blessing and a curse, but in this case, I have no logical words.

“At this point, it’s pretty clear that you can joke about killing yourself on Twitter if you’re not actually going to do that or have [a] mental issue,” Golden said.




Honestly, humanity, society...WHAT IS HAPPENING. When is it OK to joke about things like this??? I am going to try so hard to not treat this as a personal diary and rant about this, but it is going to be so hard. At the same time, it won't be, because I'm not surprised.

While walking through my everyday life, I would either have to engage in or overhear conversations that will consist of this saying, "I'm going to kill myself." Because I am a naive, caring human being, I start to worry. I'll kind of pause if I'm talking to the person and simply ask, "is there something you want to talk about?" Or, "[insert their name], what's going on?" and I will get the weirdest look. You know the saying: "they looked at me like I had four heads?" Well, picture that. Because with mental illness becoming more acceptable to talk about, including suicide, apparently, joking about it is acceptable to...right?

Michael Scott, you've summed up my internal feelings perfectly. Thank you.

In light of this terrifying situation, I have come up with a list of things that are socially acceptable to say but shouldn't be:

1. "I want to kill myself."

Ask me when this is acceptable to say? After you failed an exam? After you received some bad news? No, not really. Listen, I have been brought up to empathize with people, but the only time you can say this if you are feeling suicidal. Side note: I have learned that these feelings come and go, but if you find yourself in danger please seek help. For all the people who think talking suicide is "cool," there are actually so many people who talk suicide because they feel terrible. SUICIDE HOTLINE: 1-800-273-8255

2. "I'm so OCD."

Well, for starters, being the grammar geek I am, that doesn't even make sense. "I'm so obsessive compulsive disorder." Sorry, try again. But in all honesty, that sh*t sucks when you have it. Don't believe me? Watch this, and then go ahead and try it. I arrived at my 9:45 class at 10:03 am because of this. I get it, OCD is on a spectrum like autism or ADD or ADHD but if you're one who frowns on the thought of having your socks out of the order of the rainbow, but doesn't spend the rest of their day thinking about it, so much that it has interfered with their day, then knock it off.

3. "I can't focus, I must have ADD/ADHD."

Or you had too much coffee today, or you are actually on your phone more than on your work? Or...did you just not get enough sleep and keep zoning out? Do you even know what this acronym stands for? I had the pleasure back in high school knowing a couple of students with ADHD (I probably knew more, just didn't know it), and they are lovely people, don't rain on their parade.

4. "I'm just so bipolar."

Are you? Are you bipolar or just a little moody today. Don't say crap like this if you do not have bipolar disorder. It's not something to be romanticized. I've learned about bipolar disorder and it's not exactly a walk in the park. It's this weird, unpredictable rollercoaster of emotions that no one really wants to deal with.

5. [When someone isn't to your liking] "Dyke," or "Gay."

Sorry...what? The word dyke in itself is just a synonym for a lesbian, and gay is the same but more geared towards men. News flash people, liking the same sex does not mean anything is wrong with a person. The first time I heard this I got so defensive and it was a conversation I was eavesdropping on. Now I'm not one to go out of my way to make someone feel uncomfortable, but they were making me feel uncomfortable and what goes around comes around so please, for the sake of humanity, just stop. Just because someone isn't as conservative as you when it comes to relationships doesn't mean they're wrong.

Now before anyone gets critical about this, if you do feel personally attacked...don't. If you truly think "wow, I say one of these" then you probably have a reason to. I've learned that most people are not THAT ignorant about things like this. If you realize that you say one of these things (or more), no one's mad at you. Just try not to do it as much -- make it a New Year's Resolution. If you really feel a need to tweet about it to get a conversation going, I would consider rephrasing or seeing a therapist. Also, that riddle about sticks and stones breaking bones and words never hurting is complete B.S.

In fact:

- 1 in 40 adults has OCD.

- Suicide is the second leading cause of death for ages 10-24.

- 7 percent of millennials identify either as lesbian, gay, bisexual, or transgender.

- 2.6% of the U.S. population has bipolar disorder.

- About 11% of children ages 4-17 have ADHD.

In summary, you never know whose feelings you may be hurting. Be careful with what you say.

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To The Person Who Feels Suicidal But Doesn't Want To Die

Suicidal thoughts are not black and white.

Everyone assumes that if you have suicidal thoughts that means you want to die.

Suicidal thoughts are thought of in such black-and-white terms. Either you have suicidal thoughts and you want to die, or you don't have suicidal thoughts and you want to live. What most people don't understand is there are some stuck in the gray area of those two statements, I for one am one of them.

I've had suicidal thoughts since I was a kid.

My first recollection of it was when I came home after school one day and got in trouble, and while I was just sitting in the dining room I kept thinking, “I wonder what it would be like to take a knife from the kitchen and just shove it into my stomach." I didn't want to die, or even hurt myself for that matter. But those thoughts haven't stopped since.

I've thought about going into the bathroom and taking every single pill I could find and just drifting to sleep and never waking back up, I've thought about hurting myself to take the pain away, just a few days ago on my way to work I thought about driving my car straight into a tree. But I didn't. Why? Because even though that urge was so strong, I didn't want to die. I still don't, I don't want my life to end.

I don't think I've ever told anyone about these feelings. I don't want others to worry because the first thing anyone thinks when you tell them you have thoughts about hurting or killing yourself is that you're absolutely going to do it and they begin to panic. Yes, I have suicidal thoughts, but I don't want to die.

It's a confusing feeling, it's a scary feeling.

When the depression takes over you feel like you aren't in control. It's like you're drowning.

Every bad memory, every single thing that hurt you, every bad thing you've ever done comes back and grabs you by the ankle and drags you back under the water just as you're about the reach the surface. It's suffocating and not being able to do anything about it.

The hardest part is you never know when these thoughts are going to come. Some days you're just so happy and can't believe how good your life is, and the very next day you could be alone in a dark room unable to see because of the tears welling up in your eyes and thinking you'd be better off dead. You feel alone, you feel like a burden to everyone around you, you feel like the world would be better off without you. I wish it was something I could just turn off but I can't, no matter how hard I try.

These feelings come in waves.

It feels like you're swimming and the sun is shining and you're having a great time until a wave comes and sucks you under into the darkness of the water. No matter how hard you try to reach the surface again a new wave comes and hits you back under again, and again, and again.

And then it just stops.

But you never know when the next wave is going to come. You never know when you're going to be sucked back under.

I always wondered if I was the only one like this.

It didn't make any sense to me, how did I think about suicide so often but not want to die? But I was thinking about it in black and white, I thought I wasn't allowed to have those feelings since I wasn't going to act on them. But then I read articles much like this one and I realized I'm not the only one. Suicidal thoughts aren't black and white, and my feelings are valid.

To everyone who feels this way, you aren't alone.

I thought I was for the longest time, I thought I was the only one who felt this way and I didn't understand how I could feel this way. But please, I implore you to talk to someone, anyone, about the way you're feeling, whether it be a family member, significant other, a friend, a therapist.

My biggest mistake all these years was never telling anyone how I feel in fear that they would either brush me off because “who could be suicidal but not want to die?" or panic and try to commit me to a hospital or something. Writing this article has been the greatest feeling of relief I've felt in a long time, talking about it helps. I know it's scary to tell people how you're feeling, but you're not alone and you don't have to go through this alone.

Suicidal thoughts aren't black and white, your feelings are valid, and there are people here for you. You are not alone.

If you or someone you know is experiencing suicidal thoughts, call the National Suicide Prevention Hotline — 1-800-273-8255

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Your Health Journey Is A Marathon, Not A Sprint

Perfection takes time.


When you first start to do something, you have all of the motivation in the world to accomplish that goal set out in front of you, especially when it comes to being healthier. The problem is as you continue through this journey and food and laziness kick in, motivation slips. It's human, and it happens to everyone no matter how physically strong they are.

Trying to be healthier doesn't always mean losing weight. It can be so your knees don't ache as much, so you don't feel as out of breath climbing stairs, or any goal you have set for yourself. Being healthier is personal and different from person to person.

I will be the first to admit that there are plenty of changes I would love to make about myself. From my weight to my body type and many other things about myself inside and out. I am by no means the most confident person about how I look, but I have worked hard for the past year to be an overall healthier person.

Becoming healthier isn't about looking thinner or fitting into a specific size of clothes. It is about taking care of yourself from eating better to working out more. There comes a feeling of confidence in what your body can do if you put a little love in it.

Perfection takes time, and I know firsthand how frustrating trying to be healthier can be.

Pizza tastes so much better than salad. It is so easy to fall into a rhythm of something that seems never to change whether that is your weight or your mile time. Sadly, you can't build a city, or become healthier overnight.

We see people who are thinner, curvier, smarter, faster, and so much more than us. We all waste time comparing ourselves to people around us and on our timelines, but some of our biggest strengths are our individuality and the gift of getting back up after falling down.

All I can say is, please don't give up on your goal of being healthier because this is solely for you. We can have a great support system in the world and have everyone in our corner, but that isn't enough.

You need yourself. You need to know that if you don't entirely put yourself in this journey, then you won't fully succeed. Your commitment to bettering yourself can keep you going even if you want to give up.

Your motivation may not be at its peak level right now, and you may have every cell in your body screaming at you to quit. Don't do it. Prove to yourself that you can keep going no matter what. Not giving up will be worth it. The results and taking the hard way will make you a stronger person inside and out.

You can do this. You can do anything you want to accomplish if you just believe in yourself. You need to understand that becoming healthier takes endurance. There will be periods where you slow down and may not be going at your fastest pace. The difference is that you are not giving up and you are still trying and moving.

Don't treat becoming healthier as a sprint: short term and quick. That mentality will only leave you feeling deflated and defeated. It is a life-long marathon of pacing yourself and pushing yourself further than ever before.

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