The 13 Thoughts Everyone Has About Going Out On The Weekend
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The 13 Thoughts Everyone Has About Going Out On The Weekend

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The 13 Thoughts Everyone Has About Going Out On The Weekend
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Every week begins with you being stressful about how many meetings you have to attend and how many assignments you need to submit. Along the way, your mind constantly tries to keep you going. Here are a few things your brain tells you over the week and on the weekend.

1. It's only Sunday night. Your week is going to be dreadful.

2. It's Thursday?! One day away from Fri-YAY... Math test tomorrow?

3. It's Friday night! You need to jam to Justin Bieber and get ready.

4. It's about 10p.m. You need to announce to your friends how drunk you're going to get tonight and document it all over Snapchat.

5. You've won your fifth game of beer pong. That's enough. Quit while you're ahead.

6. I see the friend group. How will they know you love them if you don't group-hug them and tell them? Let's go do that.

7. Everything's going great. Oh, no. You just awkwardly waved at the person you hooked up last weekend... You now need a shot or 5.

8. You know who else you have awkward interactions with? Your ex. You should definitely text them and say something stupid.

9. Maybe you should go dance now and put your phone away. Do not lose it. Do you still have your keys? Thank God.

10. You just tripped in front of everyone. Maybe it's time to go home.

11. Saturday morning. Why did you not deactivate your daily alarm?! I have a headache now. Thanks.

12. What happened last night?... OH, GOD. NEED TO CHECK THE SNAPCHAT STORY.

13. Sunday night. *REPEAT*

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