The semester is coming to an end and that means the holidays are here! Before we can even think about break, we have to overcome our finals first. Finals week is way closer than we would all like to admit. In fact, it’s just around the corner. So what better use of your time than to procrastinate studying for finals?

Here’s a list of 30 things I’d rather do than study for finals:

1. Follow Pennywise into the sewer.

2. Wait in line for the Penn State HUB salad bar during lunchtime.

3. Walk home after a cold night of going out without a fracket.

4. Go to an 8 a.m. class.

5. Listen to the Willard Preacher rant.

6. Go to the dentist.

7. Having to sit in traffic.

8. Lose all of the contacts in my phone.

9. Be charged a $200 fee for throwing up in an Uber.

10. Clean a frat house.

11. Use the old version of LionPath.

12. Watch Penn State lose to Ohio State (still not over it).

13. Drink expired milk.

14. Be a Starbucks employee at the HUB.

15. Someone stealing your fracket.

16. Go to a restroom without any toilet paper.

17. Attend the University of Michigan.

18. Live a life without coffee.

19. Cry in a public place.

20. Get the wrong food order.

21. Walk all the way to your favorite food place only to find out it’s closed.

22. Have a connecting flight.

23. Have Gordon Ramsay roast you on Twitter.

24. Have a Britney Spears circa 2008 psychotic breakdown.

25. Witness the Jonas Brothers splitting up as a band.

26. Listen to country music non-stop.

27. Get repeatedly hit by a CATA bus.

28. Not know the difference between your and you’re.

29. Be an Android user.

30. Getting your feet stuck to a frat floor.