Chile con Queso. Cheese Sauce. Liquid Gold. Whatever you choose to call it, the heavenly taste is still the same. As a college student, I live for happy hours. When half priced (and sometimes free!) chips and dip are calling, I must go. Queso is one of the highlights of my life, and I could not get through my periods of sleep deprivation and weeks of studying without it.
And if you’re wondering if there could be anything possibly better than the warm, fuzzy feeling you get from that first bite, I’m here to show you that there in fact, is not. Here are 11 things that queso will always be better than:
1. Relationships:
Queso provides you with the same loving feeling you would get from a relationship. It will never fight with you or leave you, and it’s always there for you to turn to in your times of need.
2. Margaritas:
Although the two pair (very) well together, if you have to make the choice, queso is always the better route.
3. A Shopping Spree:
Retail is a satisfying way to get over many stressful issues. But you don’t have to try queso on or wonder if it looks good on you or not. Queso provides instant satisfaction, and you don’t have to drop a couple hundred dollars on it.
4. Traveling:
Don’t get me wrong, road trips are fun and all, but for $5 you can be transported to a tropical paradise all due to a bowl of warm melted cheese.
5. Apple Pie:
Did you know that there is roughly 1600 calories in an entire apple pie, which is 500 calories more than a bowl of queso?
6. The Bar:
Let’s face it. Rather than spending $6-$10 per drink and waking up with that regretful “what did I do last night??” feeling, pigging out on queso is always the better option.
7. Netflix:
Yes, I said it. Queso is better than Netflix. Why? Because in four hours when you’re still stuffing your face, queso won’t ask you: “Are you still there?”
8. Money:
Honesty, you know you would spend it on queso anyways.
9. Fuzzy Socks:
Fuzzy socks might make you feel all warm and cozy… but so does queso… and it’s delicious.
10. Target:
While a Target run is honestly just as satisfying as a huge bowl of queso, queso will never tempt you with more than what you came for.
11. Most People:
Queso is always there through the good and the bad. It doesn’t judge you, lie to you, or even annoy you. Its mission is to make you smile every time you come around.
No matter its shape or form, queso is always the best choice.