1. There is no such thing as unsweetened tea
2. When someone says they are going mud riding at the crack of dawn
3. When northerners make fun of our dialect and grammar pronunciation
4. Alabama weather is so indecisive, it can be 80 degrees in the December and 30 degrees in the middle of May
5. When football is the second language of the state
6. When people insult Alabama drivers saying we cant drive. (Even though they are mostly right because we can't understand some of the different signs and roads)
7. There are literally churches on every corner
8. Everybody is family
9. Football is a way of life
10. Speaking of football, basically two teams rule Alabama...
Can I get a Roll Tide? War Eagle?