In my article about New Year's Resolutions I talked about wanting to exercise and in a surprising turn of events I now actually work out four days a week. My time at the gym has made me say some pretty ridiculous things about exercise and I thought I would share my struggles with you.
1. Does this count as a workout?
2. What muscle even is this?
3. Why do other people have to see me like this?
4. Uggggghhhh
5. There is sweat dripping off of my body.
6. I don't understand how couples meet at the gym.
7. Why is the entire football team in here?
8. I swear if someone took the 8 pound dumbbells.
9. Why are we here at 10:45? I should be asleep.
10. Take a selfie with me so I can show my mom how healthy I am.
11. I better be sore tomorrow.
12. Did you hear that pop?
13. *Watching somebody lift 50 pounds*
14. Is that a professor on the treadmill?
15. How long have we been here?
16. I hate cardio.
17. GROSS.
18. The entire Hamilton Soundtrack.
19. Today I am only stretching.
20. Can we get Doritos and peach rings after this?
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