Hey ladies, Valentine's day is almost here, and I'm sure you're conflicted with gift ideas for your fraternity boyfriend. Here is some help from an inside source — myself: 11 things frat guys like.
1. Name tags:
Why name tags? Well, it's simple. Asking people who roll up to his party "who do you know here?" — has never been easier. Get him a pack of name tags that set him apart from everyone.
2. Game day cleats:
You've seen them, you know them, buy them.
3. Ankle/knee braces:
Because he's still living out his high school glory days of athletics on the intramural field/court — but his body is failing him worse than Peyton Manning in an AFC playoff game.
4. YETI:
Keeping the drinks colder wherever he goes. His ice won't melt in the Saharan sun, even with a blow-torch aimed directly at it.
5. YETI Tumbler:
As noted above, keeping it colder. So cold. Very cold. Much cold. Cold.
6. Sabertooth:
Keeping it in the food/drink theme, buy him a sabertooth tool. Never heard of it? That's understandable. It looks cool and does cool stuff, like opening drinks.
7. Bean boots:
Semi-effective in the snow, somewhat warm, but it adds to the look. You can't simply "winter" without them.
8. Khakis:
It's no secret as to why Jared from State Farm is the man that everyone calls at 3 a.m.
9. New Loafers:
Because he's still sporting around the same Sperry's he wore at high school graduation.
10. Chubbies:
His legs will have never felt so free. Free like America. Like riding on the back of a Bald Eagle with Tomahawk missiles slung over both shoulders.
11. State-oriented things:
Flags, hats, you name it. If it has his home state on it, he wants it. His home state is better than any other state in the entire country. Don't question it, just accept it, and don't tell him about your dreams to live elsewhere.