In college, Christmas isn't the most wonderful time of the year. It's Halloween. It's a time where someone can call you fake and it be a compliment. It's a time for you to make fun of people and it's not seen as bullying.
It's a time where you can wear pajamas and say it's your costume. And the best part of Halloween in college is by far the five or six costume parties you attend. In honor of all the spooky festivities, here are 12 things you'll see at a college Halloween party:
1. The Devil and Angel Duo.
2. The Sexy Animal.
3. The guy dressed as a lumberjack hitting on the girl dressed as a ballerina.
4. The drunk fireman.
5. Toilet Paper. Everywhere.
6. That guy in a Scream mask that talks to literally no one all night and no one even recognizes him.
We could all get slaughtered, but it's fine.
7. The Wonder Woman that drank a bit too much orange trash can punch.
8. The Uber driver that gives out free candy.
PSA: don't eat it.