Even though we may not want to think about it, the truth is that someday each and every one of our souls will move on from this life. Out of all the places for a person's soul to spend eternity after they shed their human body and move into the afterlife, most people seem to either end up in Heaven or in Hell. These days, it seems like Heaven gets all the credit as the place to be after death, but what some people may not realize is that Hell may not be as bad of a place to spend eternity as people think. The fact is, Hell does a better job with certain things than Heaven does. I mean come on, Heaven can't be the best at everything. Here are five things that Hell does better than Heaven.

1. Smoothies

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The fruit smoothies made down in Hell are way better than the ones they have up in Heaven. There is really no competition. A few thousand years ago, Satan started getting bored with his daily routine and so decided to open up a smoothie shop, appropriately named Satan's Smoothies. The devil has been perfecting his smoothie recipe ever since then, and has developed a true talent for serving up delicious smoothies to all the souls burning eternally in the fires of Hell. Satan's smoothies are way better than what they have up at Jesus's Juice, which is a smoothie and juice bar up in Heaven.

2. S'mores

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Nothing tastes better than a good old fashioned S'more. The combination of chocolate, graham crackers, and toasted marshmallows makes for a treat like no other. S'mores are better down in Hell because the fires down there are much more powerful, and therefore the marshmallows are much easier to toast. There is nothing better than enjoying a warm campfire down in Hell with all your favorite eternally damned souls, a feeling you just can't quite get up in Heaven.

3. Censorship

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As you might expect, Heaven is very censored. The second you say a certain thing or even think a certain thought that goes against the Heavenly code of conduct, an angel will start harassing you constantly about obeying the rules and living in God's image. Angels mean well, sure, but they're also quite self-absorbed and can get pretty annoying. Hell, on the other hand, is a lot less censored and Satan's demonic servants are much more open-minded than God's angels are. So, if you consider yourself an individual with a unique perspective on things, you may want to consider burning in Hell forever.

4. Employment

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The numbers speak for themselves. Unemployment is at an all-time low in Hell right now, while the opposite is going on in Heaven. With more and more of God's angels taking the jobs that should go to hard-working newly deceased souls, landing a steady job to get you through the afterlife can be pretty tough within the Heavenly gates. On the other hand, Hell is a rapidly growing area in terms of job growth, with plenty of opportunities available for those eternally damned to burn forever.

5. Barbecues

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Thanks to the vast amount of smoldering flames always burning within the dark pits of Hell, it's incredibly easy to grill up some burgers, hot dogs, or steaks. Therefore, damned souls and demons will often get together for a barbecue. It's a great way to unwind from the stress that comes from spending eternity burning in Hell, and you can also enjoy some great food and get to know other Hellish beings. The barbecues in Heaven are nowhere near as much fun, so if you want to grill up some food or have any sort of afterlife celebration, Hell is definitely the place to do it.

See, Hell isn't all bad. In many ways, it's actually a better place to spend eternity than Heaven is. Sure Satan has his moments of aggression, but he's not all bad either. Just buy him a beer or two and he'll be your friend forever. God, on the other hand, requires a lot more effort in order to win His favor. Both the almighty savior and the demon of darkness mean well in their own way, so overall it just depends on personal preference. Heaven and Hell both have their advantages and disadvantages, and before you completely write off burning in Hell forever, make sure to take this list into consideration.