Before I sing the praises of God's greatest gift to us, I must warn you. Guacamole Obsession is a dangerous disease. Please beware that you can fall madly, deeply in love with this side dish without even knowing it and at any time with no warning.
AND IT'S AWESOME GUYS.
"Why is guacamole so amazing?", some might ask. Well, friends, its quite simple.
Its better than any arms that may hold you tight at night.
Its better than getting an A+ on a test you studied weeks for.
Its better than ANYTHING because it is everything.
If this sounds like gibberish to you, then you clearly haven't found love in the avocado-ful delight that is guacamole. You can put it on practically everything and your meal suddenly becomes out of this world.
Nachos? Boring without the addition of guacamole for which with you can dip your cheese laden chips.
Burgers? The opposite of exotic sans a scoop of guac and pepperjack.
Anything can be dipped in it and its easier than 1, 2, 3 to whip up in a sec. It's crazy that guacamole is such a hit because it is actually so simple. Avocados, a little cilantro, lime juice, tomato and onion. That's it. But the best thing is that there are literalllllyyy thousands of variations out there. Feta guacamole, pineapple guacamole, chipotle pepper guacamole, fruity guacamole. The list goes on and on.
Guacamole can change lives. "It made me change the way I felt about avocados...because I hate avocados," a friend recently disclosed to me. Now if that's not true love, IDK what is.
AND it's like guacamole doesn't even know how awesome it is!!! Guacamole is so humble, they don't even have to brag and be all fancy shmancy. They're cool with just subtly chillin in some taco shells or slathered on a grilled cheese.
I might as well be the worldwide spokesman for the Mexican delight cause I could talk forever about my love. But for now, I can rest. I have said my peace about the gloriousness of guac and hope that everyone who reads this has either a new-found love for it or continues to love it with all their heart.
