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What It's Like For Baylor Fans To Attend An Away Football Game

You are giving me gray hairs, Baylor.

Corinne McGrath

Sep 08, 2015

Baylor University

What It's Like For Baylor Fans To Attend An Away Football Game

1. I am shocked by the inefficient parking systems (at least Baylor tells me where I can't park).

2. What do you mean I don't get to walk across a river to get to the stadium? Do you think I would rather walk across a campus that isn't as beautiful as Baylor's?

3. I already dislike the opposing fans; they're loud and I can't understand what they're cheering.

4. ENUNCIATE.

5. Where is Art? I need him in all of his long-sleeved glory!

6. And there's no WiFi.

7. I'm so far away from the team. They definitely need me closer so they can hear me chanting all of our fight songs and see me dancing for them.

8. WAIT, WHY IS THE GAME STARTING? THE LINE HASN'T EVEN- Oh. Oh, wait.

9. SO THEN, WHERE'S KENNIE?

10. I can't watch a game if I don't get to see him high stepping across the field.

11. Also, half of the band is missing, so I guess I'll just lead the cheers myself. Everyone, follow my lead.

12. I don't recognize a single person around me. Is there a specific section for Baylor students?

13. Everyone from the opposing side is so hostile. What did I do to you?

14. Besides go to a better school.

15. Art always seems more stressed when we're away from Mclane.

16. I guess we usually don't play as well away from home.

17. OK, like that pass right there, I doubt that would've happened at McLane.

18. Oh, wait, another touchdown.

19. Thanks for the stressful memories of another away game, Baylor! Though you have me biting my nails in anxiety during halftime, I will always love you.

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What It's Like For Baylor Fans To Attend An Away Football Game

You are giving me gray hairs, Baylor.

1. I am shocked by the inefficient parking systems (at least Baylor tells me where I can't park).

2. What do you mean I don't get to walk across a river to get to the stadium? Do you think I would rather walk across a campus that isn't as beautiful as Baylor's?

3. I already dislike the opposing fans; they're loud and I can't understand what they're cheering.

4. ENUNCIATE.

5. Where is Art? I need him in all of his long-sleeved glory!

6. And there's no WiFi.

7. I'm so far away from the team. They definitely need me closer so they can hear me chanting all of our fight songs and see me dancing for them.

8. WAIT, WHY IS THE GAME STARTING? THE LINE HASN'T EVEN- Oh. Oh, wait.

9. SO THEN, WHERE'S KENNIE?

10. I can't watch a game if I don't get to see him high stepping across the field.

11. Also, half of the band is missing, so I guess I'll just lead the cheers myself. Everyone, follow my lead.

12. I don't recognize a single person around me. Is there a specific section for Baylor students?

13. Everyone from the opposing side is so hostile. What did I do to you?

14. Besides go to a better school.

15. Art always seems more stressed when we're away from Mclane.

16. I guess we usually don't play as well away from home.

17. OK, like that pass right there, I doubt that would've happened at McLane.

18. Oh, wait, another touchdown.

19. Thanks for the stressful memories of another away game, Baylor! Though you have me biting my nails in anxiety during halftime, I will always love you.

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The truth of what it is like having a birthday around the holiday season.

Pro: PRESENTS! PRESENTS! PRESENTS!

Con: "This is your Christmas AND your birthday present."

Pro: Your entire family shows up to celebrate your birthday!

Con: You probably won't have a birthday party.

Pro: It snows on your birthday!!!

Con: It snows on your birthday.

Pro: Lots of decorations for your birthday!

Pro: You get a lot of food if family Christmas is on your birthday.

Pro: So much to celebrate and be thankful for.

Pro: I get to share my birthday with my Dad.

There is nothing quite like Christmas.

1. The Christmas decorations

2. Christmas movies

3. Spending time with family

4. Christmas cookies

5. Egg Nog

6. Christmas presents

7. Snow

We are well aware that it's not even Thanksgiving yet.

1. Decking the halls AKA decorating before Thanksgiving.

2. Playing Christmas music all day long.

3. Christmas movie marathons.

4. Getting offended when someone hates Christmas.

5. Drinking holiday themed drinks.

6. Buying ugly Christmas sweaters.

7. Using every chance to talk about Christmas.

8. Baking Christmas cookies.

We all make mistakes.

1. Not seeking help.

2. Put my happiness in someone's hands.

3. Declaring a major BEFORE going to college.

4. Trusting everyone.

5. Being on Tinder.

Don't waste your time trying to write that paper when there are so many more interesting things you could be doing.

1. Meditate

2. Groom yourself

3. Eat lots of chocolate

4. Go for a walk

5. Netflix and chill

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